You have a critical mission. Either ship something or she presses it 😂 (that's what SHE said). Tag whoever you think will enjoy this. Also, we don't know who this character might be. Any ideas? (only irrelevant comments lol) turbomonkey.app/reset

Just ran another audit to catch Opus's clusterfucking. This is incredibly bad ... started from a table, told it to add a column, left for 30 mins, now I have 3 tables. The amount of trash this model produces is too damn high, putting a stop on all Anthropic usage again. Also, this happens way too often in the past months ...

Not sure how people are using so many subagents to build shit ... if you don't babysit this crap it's going to produce inimaginable amounts of slop. Concrete example: I am porting an older app from Laravel PHP into NextJS. Told Claude to do the porting, explained what it needed to do. Basically it was supposed to grab all my custom code written by hand and port it into Next, import libraries bla bla. It ended up rewriting 12k lines of code to REWRITE F-ING VENDOR PACKAGES from Laravel. It even rewrote a buggy implementation of React Router. It said it wrote all my helpers and functions yet I had 3 different places with metrics calculated, each with their own separate implementation directly in the route. How are people migrating entire softwares from C to Rust or whatever? I don't get it. You can't look elsewhere for a second cause this pile of junk is going to make the most absurd decisions for you and work against you instead of FOR you. Did this on every single port I asked it, historically... hallucinated like a piece of sht, didn't port what I needed, made up things I didn't need. Funnier is the app prolly has under 1k custom lines of code, and Slopus 5.5 ended up rewriting Laravel completely. Here's the summary from the Fable Audit (Astra said the same). The port is a faithful clone of Laravel, and that is the problem. The previous session wrote its own rulebook, docs/port/RULES.md, which demands byte-for-byte PHP parity including bugs. It then followed that rule by re-implementing every framework it touched in TypeScript instead of installing the npm equivalent. The result works, but two thirds of the code is emulation of PHP, Laravel, Google's PHP client, Guzzle and react-router.