25 year B2B CMO/CRO. Analytics, Fintech, AI. 5 happy exits, working on the 6th. There's no magic, it's all hard work and experience. [email protected]

California, USA
Joined April 2009
The fat, whiny loser got played, as is bound to happen when facing a more intelligent opponent… so, ALWAYS.
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Fun Fact to Fling #223: While making up less than 1% of accidents, foreign-born workers comprise a larger portion of the overall trucking workforceβ€”approximately 16% to 19% of U.S. truck drivers were born outside the United States. So yeah, fuck DHS.
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Just to clarify: This mendacious, vainglorious, and remarkably stupid man-child has, all by himself, touched off a completely unnecessary war that has so drastically upended the world-wide energy markets, that it may very well trigger a GLOBAL RECESSION. Yeah, that happened
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BREAKING Mitch McConnell has released the following update:
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The Dipshit-in-Chief blamed Canada for the smoke from their wildfires, likely a result of the Chinese Climate Change Hoax, and 2.) threatened to impose tariffs on Canada which would be PAID BY US CONSUMERS. That kind of deeply concentrated idiocy is actually kind of impressive.
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You know what I think? I think Lumpy is crowing about his β€œcognitive test” results because HIS STAFF NEEDS A WAY TO KEEP TESTING HIS OBVIOUS DECLINE, SO THEY TELL HIM THAT HE’S β€œACED” AN INTELLIGENCE TEST. It’s a β€œmanagement tool.”
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Drunky McBiblewrong fired the Army Chief of Chaplains. I assume the reason stems from the latter’s failure to recognize scripture derived from A MOVIE.
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Wow, this place is getting RANK. It’s clearly been rotting since The Ketamine Kid bought it, but now, between the bot farms and MAGA miscreants, it’s become almost entirely a shitpost warehouse. After Lumpy buys the farm, its residual value should be nearly nil.
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The latest request from the improvisational comedy troupe on Pennsylvania Avenue is for SIX HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS for their latest production of Lumpy Goes to War. Dollars… real ones,like the kind we all used to have more of.
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