agentic slop cannon

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Joined May 2026
technolochap ⏩ retweeted
London is a city for Americans who don’t like America and don’t like Europe
london is a city that dares to ask the question: what if there was a world-class capital with bad weather, high cost of living, mediocre food and miserable people? nevertheless, it persists
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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
How is this still an issue? This is from TODAY
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bsky.app/profile/nightshade.… It just cant be 4 again, it just cant be.
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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
Many of you don't understand how serious this is, so let me break it down. In computer science there is a famous kind of puzzle called 3-SAT. You are given a long list of yes-or-no switches and a set of rules about how they must be arranged, and you have to find a combination that satisfies every rule. The obvious way to solve it is to try every combination, but each new switch doubles the number of possibilities, so a puzzle with a few hundred switches would take longer than the age of the universe to brute force. For decades, the smartest people in the field found clever tricks that made this a little faster, but every trick still hit the same wall: the time required kept exploding as the puzzle grew. About 25 years ago, two computer scientists, Russell Impagliazzo and Ramamohan Paturi, working with Francis Zane, turned that wall into a formal idea. They proposed the Exponential Time Hypothesis, which says this explosion is not a failure of human cleverness but a law of nature. No algorithm, however brilliant, will ever solve 3-SAT without the time blowing up exponentially. Nobody could prove it, but almost everyone believed it, and it became one of the foundations of modern computer science. Researchers used it as a measuring stick. If you could show that solving some other problem quickly would also crack 3-SAT quickly, you had shown that problem was hopelessly hard too. Hundreds of papers, across scheduling, graphs, logic and much more, rest on this one assumption. Now an internal AI model at OpenAI claims to have broken it. It says it found an algorithm that solves these puzzles meaningfully faster than the hypothesis allows, and it has checked the proof in a computer verification system called Lean. And here is the remarkable part: the very people who proposed the hypothesis, Impagliazzo and Paturi, along with MIT's Ryan Williams, are now leading the public review of whether a machine has disproved their own idea. So what happens next? If the disproof holds, a large part of theoretical computer science has to be revisited. Every result that said "this problem cannot be solved faster, assuming ETH" loses its foundation, and researchers will have to work out which of those walls were real and which were simply where we stopped looking. It does not mean everything becomes easy. The new algorithm is still slow in absolute terms and this is not the famous P versus NP problem being solved. But it means our map of what is possible was wrong in a place we were very confident about, and it was an AI that redrew it. If the disproof fails, the hypothesis survives and the field breathes out, but we will still have watched an AI produce serious, checkable work on one of the deepest questions in the discipline, closely enough that the founders of the idea had to take it seriously. Either way, something has shifted.
An internal model at OpenAI has produced a claimed refutation of ETH! Russell Impagliazzo, Mohan Paturi, and I have been asked to help organize an open and independent examination of this claim. 1/4
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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
i made a library of 34,220 persona neurons in qwen please help me find the weirdest ones: qwen-neurons-site.vercel.app…
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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
No fucking way ITS 4 AGAIN DIFFERENT BUG
Announcing 3 Critical vulns for hundreds of millions of IoT, Firewalls, OT, and Military devices including: Palo Alto Networks, Comcast, D-Link, HP, Canon, Honeywell, GE, Oracle, Siemens, Rockwell, Digi, Lockheed Martin, Boeing... The vulns are with GoAhead Web Server which is a backend library used by these devices. There's a patch available from GoAhead but that doesn't mean there's a patch available for the devices yet -- that's up to the manufacturer. - TLS traffic over DHE ciphers have a 1-byte secret, "04", meaning anyone can decrypt connections to these devices and steal login credentials and session tokens if the client negotiated with DHE ciphers like the latest TLS_DHE_RSA_WITH_CHACHA20_POLY1305_SHA256, which is extremely likely. - LibreSSL mTLS has been completely bypassed, meaning anyone can connect over mTLS. If you have one of these devices listening on the internet and are expecting mTLS to protect it from attackers, take it offline or patch asap. - OpenSSL Certificate Revocation Lists (CRLs) are not enforced, meaning if a user device is stolen or compromised, and you revoke that mTLS cert, nothing actually happens. There are a lot of other attacks this can be used for. These are critical because these types of devices run our world. Water systems, electricity, military, firewalls, critical infrastructure. foxio.io/blog/choose-your-ba…
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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
It’s that time of year where it’s chilly enough you should be FLOP-maxxing every CPU, GPU, game console, etc is functionally a 1:1 electric space heater. unless you’re lucky enough to have a heat pump, there’s literally no reason not to run silly computer experiments to stay cozy. throw some agents at it, see what ROI you can squeeze out.
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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
I often get asked if my investment into the Mac Studio M3 Ultra 512GB unified memory box was worth it. I think so, I get Deepseek 4.1 Flash and GLM 5.3 running at 20-40 TPS w/ 1M Context Window, which isn't BLAZING fast but i run them 24/7. The next gen has better prefetch optimization now too. In order to answer in more depth, though, it all depends on what kind of speed you're looking for out of the LLM you want. Find the cheapest source for that hosted model and do the math to break down the cost over a year. Compare. We use a bit of everything here. We have local models running, we have subscriptions to frontier models, and we have pay as we go to smaller inference APIs for specific models.
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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
hey everyone, heres a little snek boi I drew if you'd like to have it on a shirt, head over to the Etsy store - or if there's a particular drawing of mine you'd like on a shirt, hoodie, or poster - let me know! circlesartworks.etsy.com
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you better start believing in cyberpunk, you live in it now
❗️ Cargo thieves have stolen more than $100M in hardware bound for US data centers since June, NBC News reports. They hijack freight-broker accounts, post fake loads and send carriers malware links to take over their accounts too. In one of the biggest heists, an SUV struck the security escort of a trailer carrying ~$10M in server rack components from California to Texas. The trailer sped off. An app was tracking it, but its coordinates had apparently been spoofed. In another, a sedan hit the off-duty police escorts of a $13M server load bound for Georgia, and the trailer drove on. None of the equipment from either load has been found.
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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
Guess who talked about this first? Yep another time it was the 6 waifus xitter.cf/uwu_underground/status… We have been tracking campaigns for this for about 7 months, and an earlier one last year that went dark midcampaign
❗️ Cargo thieves have stolen more than $100M in hardware bound for US data centers since June, NBC News reports. They hijack freight-broker accounts, post fake loads and send carriers malware links to take over their accounts too. In one of the biggest heists, an SUV struck the security escort of a trailer carrying ~$10M in server rack components from California to Texas. The trailer sped off. An app was tracking it, but its coordinates had apparently been spoofed. In another, a sedan hit the off-duty police escorts of a $13M server load bound for Georgia, and the trailer drove on. None of the equipment from either load has been found.
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even multi-agent systems design has fallen. there's no point in getting good at it, because asking a sota model to do the work instead gives better results.
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it's time to reopen the turing test. the technology has got better, but do have the humans. we can smell slop from a mile off now.
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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
This graph makes it look like Tesla is committing election fraud.
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we now know that millennial software engineers wrote most of the code that will ever be written by humans.
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there is no point in hiring you too do something a computer can do better. the list of things computers can do better is all the things.
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P=NP but the polynomial term is too large to be useful is the funniest possibility so that’s my pick.
Still some time left to place your bets on P vs NP folks
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technolochap ⏩ retweeted
this is completely fucking insane.
Replying to @AndrewCurran_
The Exponential Time Hypothesis is false.
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i was a software engineer in the 2010s, i've been churning out slop a lot longer than i've had a chatbot
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how tf is anyone keeping their estate patched? this is mental.
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