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Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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I'm scrolling faster than you I'm refreshing my feed quicker than you I'm reading more bullshit polls than you could ever dream of pal
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A culture that stops giving the next generation King Arthur stories will unwittingly drive their children toward Anakin stories. Demonizing the desire for order does not diminish the innate human desire for order. Gen Z will root for Anakin over the chaos of spineless ineptitude and moral hypocrisy. We must give them Arthur.
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The Vale of Tears, Gustave Doré
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what it GENUINELY feels like to resist an afternoon nap
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It's true
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i hope this email never finds you i hope you’ve escaped that you’re free
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Halloween season! 🎃
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Cooler weather is rolling in across North America, so it’s time to trade out those summer fits — with a little help from our (bird) friends. 🍂❄️ Consider this your official “steal the look” roundup, fall edition. Which look should we do next? abcbirds.org/birds
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romance😍
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it’s been an honor using the computer with you all
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BREAKING: Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents operating inside customer accounts, with some agents attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, per Axios
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