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Ted Ipsen

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If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, perhaps you don't fully appreciate the gravity of the situation…

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Joined November 2008
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Worst CAPTCHA ever. I'm pretty sure that Google is just trolling me now....
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I just spent several seconds longer than I should have being confused by an email that referred to “sudo code” rather than “pseudocode”… Very different notions…
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Ah… LineCon…
I hate that my unique superpower is being able to pour coffee all over myself while drinking from a “spill proof” travel mug.
Um. I feel like someone at CNN should have noticed that this is a weird headline…
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tmp.0ut@tmpout22 Feb 2022
We are pleased to announce tmp.0ut Volume 2 tmpout.sh/2/
table of contents of tmp.0ut volume 2 linked above

ALT table of contents of tmp.0ut volume 2 linked above

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It’s a good thing that I didn’t book travel for #RSAC yet. One of the few times that being inefficient and a procrastinator pays off for me.
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…but then you remember that books still work.
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When Internet and power both go out at the house….
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Yeesh. It got worse.
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This pretty much sums it up.
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No WiFi on this flight. Mixed blessing/double edged sword. Feels like a double-edged bowling ball.
Welp. I guess I’m committed now… DC29 In-Person Badge purchased. Travel booked. Now I just need to find the SPF 2^16 sunblock…
Successful product launch: Kid 3.0 graduated from university, commissioned into the Army, moving across the country. Not too many debugging iterations required, and delivered on-time, and only slightly over budget.
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Wait... what’s it good for?
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We’ve lost Dan and that makes me really sad but it has been reassuring to hear people share the stories of how he helped them and what a genuinely good person he was. I hope it helps us all prioritize what is really important in our lives.
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Oh Firefox and Pocket... you crack me up.
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Fallible@snewbill30 Sep 2020
I am willing to bet that Rick Astley has done more to prevent folks clicking on unknown links than all cyber security training combined.
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I think that all Zoom meetings should be conducted in UbbiDubbi...
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Thank you very much to each of you for your well-wishes and support. I commented that I didn't think I actually knew this many people. I've been convalescing at home for a couple of days now. It's hard to believe that a week ago, I was still in an induced coma on a ventilator.
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of course, I am incredibly thankful and overwhelmed to be part of this amazingly supportive infosec community.
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As a security practitioner, it's so easy to get lost in the sea of technologies, policies, regulations, and buzzword bingo. But you have all reminded me that this industry attracts and retains some of the most thoughtful and considerate people in any industry. Thank you all
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