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He/him, dad to Vivienne, husband to Heather, Co-owner Chickadee restaurant

Boston, MA
Joined November 2020
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Could this BE any sadder never mind I’m gonna throw up I don’t think Twitter is right for me
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Italian translator: Trump vs. Biden
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Republican senator accurately trolling the Democratic Party 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Sen. Mitt Romney wore a Ted Lasso costume and trolled Democrats with a message calling Sen. Kyrsten Sinema "the boss" for her role in the infrastructure bill negotiation. cnn.it/3ElIGNs
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It surely can’t be because Mark Zuckerberg looks like an old person trying to pitch me sexual assault.
News of Facebook's new company name, Meta, quickly attracted the scorn of the internet. cnn.it/3mmfbFe
Meta as in “we are a cancer to democracy metastasizing into a global surveillance and propaganda machine for boosting authoritarian regimes and destroying civil society… for profit!”
“I am proud to announce that, starting today, our company is now Meta.” — CEO Mark Zuckerberg announces Facebook’s new name.
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Credit cards if they were movies: Capitol One = ‘Twister’ That’s all I have so far
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“This impeachment gives me one last chance to salvage my reputation!” shouts Rudy Giuliani, as he ladles baked beans into his briefcase.
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