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Virtually, everywhere
Joined March 2014
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10:05pm March 31, 2018
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TeflonAnon retweeted
My oldest son is LGBTQ identifying. We went to vote together at our local polling station. “If the republicans win, they’re going to make life hell for people like me.” “I know.” I said. Voted straight R. Can’t stand his gay ass.
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TeflonAnon retweeted
Deshaun Watson showing off his Minecraft world… #CTESPN
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Part of being a dude is walking around outside with your shirt off
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TeflonAnon retweeted
THESE CALEB WILLIAMS VIDEOS ARE DIABOLICAL. THE INTERNET IS WILD. 💀💀💀
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TeflonAnon retweeted
Just copped this sweet Jayden Daniels @CardPurchaser
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Jameis Winston on being Giants starter: “I gathered the guys and said, if one man has one crab leg he’s a mere mortal. But if that same man has 53 crab legs he’s an unstoppable force.”
🤖 Made with AI
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TeflonAnon retweeted
What the f**k are we doing here… Is the goal to drive an entire generation of young men into bankruptcy As someone who started betting sports at a young age this kind of access could have ruined my life
BREAKING: Kalshi is asking the CFTC to allow margin trading on its platform, which would let users gamble with borrowed funds.
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Note to self - don’t use hashtags because now the New York Giants is all over my feed
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He’s back
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My hero
“Jameis Winston drops back to pass”
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When was the last time the #Giants didn’t have their season ruined by injury
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You'll regret it if you get married, you'll regret it if you don't get married. You'll regret it if you have kids and you'll regret it if you don't. Kierkegaard said this 200 years ago as follows - whatever you choose, you'll regret it, because the problem isn't in your choices, it's in romanticizing your life. A person always finds an untravelled path alluring and mysterious. That's why the issue isn't making the right choice. It's choosing and deciding which regret you'll live with. In life, we must choose our regret.
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TeflonAnon retweeted
When Szoboszlai hits it 👌🚀 (via @NBCSportsSoccer)
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Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was
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I bought Chief Keef a Rarri & a Rover!
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The New Orleans Saints got their guy!
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Did Spieth just intentionally hit that guy in the nuts? 😂
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TeflonAnon retweeted
Make Whores Famous edition...
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