@tega87

sand art enthusiast and kite flyer extraordinaire.

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Joined August 2010
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Please please please make this a yes yes no @PJVogt @AGoldmund
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@redditships6 Sep 2020
I [36M] catfished my wife [37F] pretending to be Jason Mantzoukas [47M]
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1. Restaurant Host for a hot minute at a Tex Mex restaurant in my home town 2. Swim Instructor 3. Professional Cellist (both performances and studio album recording) 4. LSAT Instructor for a test prep company 5. Civil Litigation Attorney at an insurance defense firm 🌮🏊🏻‍♀️🎻📝👩🏼‍💼
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brena.@brenaclifton24 Feb 2018
Two things: 1. I don’t have a cat............ 2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT – at Missouri, USA
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The Onion
@TheOnion24 Apr 2014
"If we dip back into the princess well, the main character will be thin, pretty, and white." onion.com/1jWLktz
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maybe im just an ignorant fool but cronuts sound fucking awful.
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The Onion
@TheOnion17 Apr 2013
Next Week's School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill onion.com/ZymJjY
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@WhitLay groom forgot to kiss bride and she had to pull his face to her face and I wanted to die it was so awkward. #WEDPOCALYPSE
@orianasaur haha pretty much what I feel like. I am truly in an alternate universe.
this continues to be a horrific experience
completely useless
trying to find a non-phallic way to arrange 2 clementines and a banana on my desk, but it just ain't happening.
this has got to be a joke
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Aziz Ansari
@azizansari17 Feb 2013
As a Parks castmember and longtime Glaser fan, I am biased, but Jeremy Jamm might be the best TV villain since Gus Fring.
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“@laurenzarzour: Omg I love you (cc @tega87) vine.co/v/b10EhJIqMLb” he's so honored you chose him for your first vine :)
officially resigned from my first job today! on to bigger and better things. #woohoo
@orianasaur hmm probably not for a few months. i know it's tough.
@orianasaur ARE YOU NOT HEARING THIS? ...oh my god I think it stopped. Gotta fall asleep NOW.
oh, the humanity. i am on a different floor of the house than my dad, yet his snoring is keeping me awake. #murder
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The Onion
@TheOnion22 Dec 2012
Woman, Gay Best Friend Go On Another One Of Their Little Adventures onion.com/T7cHc2 #OnionYIR
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@orianasaur just saw this and want to eat there. #twittercreep
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