Esoteric Eccentric & Unreliable Narrator
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Odd how every normie's benchmark and reference points for pro level aim seems to be stuck in 2015-2016, the precise moment they stopped paying attention. But its all good cus clearly we hit the pinnacle of human performance by then and no one has improved in the 10 years since
If aim assist had never gotten people this used to seeing inhuman reactive tracking in every clip then it wouldve been LG duel clips that would have every intellectually challenged normie gamer on twitter calling you a cheater and not TS clips
I wonder if the retards that populate this cesspit of an app have the same reaction that they do to target switching clips if they go see the Harlem Globetrotters or some shit
My most controversial deadlock opinion is that you should need at the very least 20 wins AND positive winrate to be able to pick a hero in ranked
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Passing out at 8pm after putting my precious children to bed. I wake up in the middle of the night with guilt for all my blessings, self hatred for all my sins, and obsessive thought which has plagued me since childhood, but finally I find forgiveness for myself and the world. All will be saved. Now wide awake, I roll over and check x, the everything app, it opens on my fyp, and the first video is an insanely fat woman eating ribs and slapping her belly. The next video is a guy washing poop out of his own ass with his pee. The third is of a live streamer laying on his couch soaked in gasoline playing with a lighter until he self immolates and the whole chat goes “bro hell no!! 😭 why bro doing that!!” Finally, I feel myself drifting back to sleep… I am relaxed… I do not fear what waits for me in dreams…. For all hell’s creatures have been captured in the device in my pocket… God be with you
It's very funny that people pretend like CNS ult slop is in any sense comparable to Dynamo ult slop when dynamo is a character that is clearly designed around 1 insanely powerful ability and nearly all CNS heroes have a similarly powerful ult on lower cd WITH A BETTER BASE KIT!!!
Embark have finally figured The Finals out, crazy that it took this long to normalize the HP differences between the classes
If Yoshi doesn't address this shit from a butt ass meta within the week I am posting straight up shaft on the TL idc anymore
Has literally any other hero in the history of the game gone from op Thanos 100% PBR in DLNS to bottom win and pick rate in the game in the span of a single patch like warden has?
Idk why Yoshi successfully identified that Merc Mag overflow had way too good of a synergy (about 3 months later than he really shouldve) and decided warden needed to be neutered for it instead pulling the obvious balance lever of removing his spirit fire scaling
Ultimate it should plainly obvious now that all the heroes are out that the concurrent development model that the Deadlock team adopted this year has been pretty detrimental to their ability to not break the delicate balance of the game
At least I would hope this crop of heroes were being designed within the context of a reworked mid boss and item rework and they just couldnt get them ready in time because it was just too many things to coordinate for one deadline