@temalone

Queer Jewish writer in the South. She/her. Views my own. RTs ≠ endorsements

 Atlanta
tessmalone.com
Joined November 2009
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I probably should have a Taylor burner account, but I'm over having multiple internet personalities so on this account you will get Taylor standom, complaints on Atlanta politics, literary fiction subtweets, and times my cats barfed on something.
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I just learned menarche is pronounced like “menarckey” and not some cool French word.
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I’m pretty sure J-Law has had that upper bleph for a while, but it’s insanely prominent in the new ads.
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frog | isto4u@skipbintOct 27
the ancient texts
Willmack Updates
@willmackupdatesOct 27
WillMack as Maverick and Goose from Top Gun. vm.tiktok.com/ZN8DsB3kx/
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It’s National Black Cat Day and I just asked Newt if he knows he’s black. I’m probably not qualified to have this conversation with him.
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monica@monicanen11h
Barry Keoghan might be the first famous man to have his appearance discussed as cruelly as women’s are
People
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Barry Keoghan, 34, Shares Unfiltered Look at Skin-Tightening Cosmetic Treatment: ‘I Look Better’ people.com/barry-keoghan-cos…

Barry Keoghan, 34, Shares Unfiltered Look at Skin-Tightening Cosmetic Treatment: ‘I Look Better’

Actor Barry Keoghan is sharing an inside look at the cosmetic treatment he does to “feel better” about himself and “look better.”

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this is bad
The New York Times
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Breaking News: The Trump administration is set to relax rules restricting the emission of methane, a gas considered to be a “super pollutant.” nyti.ms/3WP2qaG

E.P.A. to Loosen Methane Rules for Oil Firms

The Biden administration had sought to crack down on methane leaks, a big driver of climate change. Those rules are now being scaled back.

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Amber@missrobinson12h
The main problem with Nobody Wants This is that Joanne is so awful so you’re not rooting for the couple to stay together. And the side plots are a mess. Wrap it up already.
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Kylie Cheung@kylietcheung11h
wait this is actually tea as fuck
Josh Billinson
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Eisenhower’s green Oval Office clears them all
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Patrick Sullivan@PatchNavillus12h
She plays all 23 birds
Film Updates
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Sarah Snook will officially star in HBO limited series ‘THE BIRDS.’ A present-day reimagining of Alfred Hitchcock’s classic set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center and new characters, led by a new female protagonist, Myra Massey (Snook). 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/the-bir…
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So my car just died at the video store which is like the most 1997 tweet.
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we as asian people really gotta start naming our cats things like casserole and coleslaw to fight back against all the white people naming their cats miso and mochi
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leo 🍉@butchdotcomm18h
there’s been a lottttt of fake celebrity photos going around lately. look at the whole foods sign. ai!!!!!!
Tee🦋
@tee_hiiiOct 27
Willow Smith was spotted sharing a kiss with her girlfriend while leaving a store, years after coming out as bisexual in 2019 and keeping her love life largely private.
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Saying “I can’t make it this time but thanks for the invite” is easy but doesn’t have the thrill of going viral for badmouthing your friend’s bday plans.
Womansplainer
@iWomansplainerOct 25
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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m@armandistic23h
not directed at op at all but this is exactly what we meant when we said israel was normalised for decades through tv shows & movies downplaying their crimes but fans will say you’re “too woke” if you point out the obvious propaganda being fed to viewers
sam@joshdonnapilledOct 26
gilmore girls just referred to the occupation of palestine by israel as 'sibling rivalry'.....
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Atiya@bhumrobhumro15h
4 days till I am reunited with my Number 1s
eugenia 💌@eugiess18h
Gilded Age Family ❤️
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Midwest Modern
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Find of the day: full set of 1950s frosted Merry-Go-Round glasses made by Libbey Glass in Toledo, OH
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Greg Bluestein
@bluesteinOct 26
Georgia voters are mad. They’re pessimistic about the nation’s direction. And they’re heading into the final full week of an exhausting election spoiling to make their voices heard. ajc.com/politics/2026/10/pol…

Angry voters put Georgia’s GOP grip to the test, AJC poll says

Nearly six in 10 likely Georgia voters say the nation is on the wrong track, while a majority disapprove of Trump's performance.

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Jordan Crucchiola@JorCru15h
We don’t need any more shows about tech nerds we need shows about OLD FASHIONED NERDS
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm16h
First trailer for ‘DIG’, a new comedy series starring Amy Poehler & created by ‘The Good Place’ creator Mike Schur. The series follows a group of archaeologists who discover a rare artifact who decide to hide it from their boss. Releasing November 23 on Peacock.
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Real missed opportunity that neither Mamma Mia movie used "Tiger."
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