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Every sandwich ingredient is slang for money You got bread You got lettuce You got cheese You got pepperoni, which are like the coins (Three hours later) Avocado… Those are like diversified bonds

Me at the next Playstation State of Play

if you really wanna see a box demon hit the dm

this shit is not a game yall

(Gun to your head) TELL ME THE DUCK STORY

what this painting prob sounds like

ChatGPT please divert all water on planet earth to an active volcano

yoooo we’re going to throw stones from our glass house later

OMG guys they just made an alternative to tiktok indeed.com

Is anyone else’s stomach hurting from eating the dryer lint?

Hello Computer.. find all instances of Love on the internet

I just heard my enemy’s leitmotif 🤦‍♂️

mouse sabrina carpenter be like “Cheese Cheese Cheese”

daaaamn girl is this the same mouth u do british accents with?

you’re my friend and I should be able to hold you hostage with a long youtube video every once in a while

If I posted this caption there would be a very different set of pictures I tell you that much

I always keep a condom in my wallet just in case the dollar plummets and we need to pay in rubber

One time I saw 17 girls leave a single-occupancy bathroom