@tesladrianne

professional buzzkill. she/her

 the dumps
tesladrianne.straw.page
Joined March 2009
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anyone else getting really into emergency preparedness this week
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tesla adrianne retweeted
regular gem@Choplogik15h
How do you pronounce 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦?
87%Correctly & I'm Beautiful
13%Totally, Unsuitably Wrong
45 votes • 15 hours
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this might be the two glasses of wine talking but practical magic is a perfect movie
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why thank you, neighbour 🤠
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to all the masked up people in my phone: are you dressing up for halloween this year?? i want to see everyone's costumes !
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(mine is a secret until halloween night)
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if you pronounce gif like jiff you should pronounce jizz like gizz
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doing a last minute costume change up from something hot to something even hotter
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forever wishing there were a better option to post pictures and connect with people than instagram/meta, which gets more and more evil by the minute
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i made a strawpage to put all links in one spot! socials, covid advocacy, writing i've done. i'm sure there will be other things to add to it but for now it's done :) tesladrianne.straw.page

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tesladrianne.straw.page
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my phone: "you got to bed on time!" i fell asleep at 2:45 am
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i feel so weird and untethered today. blaming this full moon/multiple planets retrograde situation
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several men in my dms ignoring the crucial part of this tweet about wearing a well sealed mask around other people. no mask, no kisses
tesla adrianne@tesladrianneOct 18
well..... since you're all here now..... if you're in the vancouver, bc area and mask up regularly and want to make out, dms are open
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also for the record i would way rather kiss women
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goo hands masags massage theapy
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i'm so pissed i JUST got on disability finally after fighting tooth and nail for it and now the cons are in power. aaaaawesome super cool love this
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why is someone in my neighbourhood SETTING OFF FIREWORKS RN
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i wonder how many thousands of british columbians went to sleep tonight having no idea there was even a snap election called that will wake up tomorrow to a conservative government
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congratulations to mr. david eby on winning this years “wile e. coyote memorial trophy for blowing your own dick off like an idiot”
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dentists are mechanics of the mouth
Laura Miers
@LauraMiersOct 24
I got scammed by the dentist. I repeatedly questioned how I went from 0 cavities in my lifetime to 7 cavities in 6 months. They openly lied & didn’t tell me gumline fillings are cosmetic & last 1 year. After I paid $1000, a TECH said “You know these aren’t real cavities, right?”
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