@tessplease

writer, creator, creative director, yogi. contact⬇️

 Los Angeles, CA
tessgattuso.com/contact
Joined May 2014
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Tess Gattuso@tesspleaseSep 22
stigmatize meat proxy behavior
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Tess Gattuso@tessplease1 Apr 2020
gay bffs? not as magical as sex & the city said
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Tess Gattuso@tessplease25 Mar 2021
true friends don't talk they exchange memes for weeks then out of the blue one calls the other crying
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DomJo@DomusCaligari15 Mar 2023
So it turns out this is exactly how it went.
Tess Gattuso@tessplease11 Jun 2020
jk rowling’s publicist tries to stop her from tweeting “TERF wars.”
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Tess Gattuso@tessplease11 Jun 2020
jk rowling’s publicist tries to stop her from tweeting “TERF wars.”
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She literally did the @tessplease bit IRL.
Victoria 🎀@EuphoriTori14 Mar 2023
idk how it’s possible for JK Rowling to get even worse but she did it
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Congratulations to our 15 finalists! They represent the top 2% of all submissions 🙌🏽🎊😃
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Congrats to our pilot accelerator semi-finalists! They represent the top 5% of all submissions and received Final Draft 12 courtesy of @finaldraftinc 🙌🏽
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Sri Kosuri
@srikosuri8 Jan 2023
I just learned tonight what “Netflix and chill” meant. To all those I’ve inappropriately used this phrase with, I’m truly sorry, I really thought this meant relax and watch Netflix, which I do a lot. 😬 – at San Francisco, CA
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Rosa@outrarosa6 Jan 2023
Eu tô meio chocada que demorei três anos de terapia pra entender um negócio que uma conta de humor resumiu de 40 segundos.
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Tess Gattuso@tessplease26 Dec 2020
wishing everyone a merry weird week between christmas and new years
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Tess Gattuso@tessplease16 Feb 2021
me after i mute a controversial tweet
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Los Angeles: There's a measure on this year's ballot that should be getting a LOT more attention. It's called Measure ULA, and it's a once-in-a-decade chance to radically address the housing crisis and make LA affordable for ALL. Let me explain why it's such a big deal: 🧵
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This goddess did it again
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Tess Gattuso@tessplease7 May 2021
dogs are therapists cats are psychiatrists
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christ, this feels like a @tessplease sketch
ely kreimendahl@ElyKreimendahl28 Jul 2022
did capitalism write this
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Tess Gattuso@tessplease9 May 2021
dating in your late 20’s is wild. goes from “are you open to polyamory” to “are you open to kids” in the blink of an eye🥲
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Brilliant
Tess Gattuso@tessplease30 Jun 2022
Publicist confronts Supreme Court about overturning Roe v Wade
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derecka@dereckapurnell24 Jun 2022
If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control
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Tess Gattuso@tessplease3 May 2022
i will never understand the fixation on forcing people to give birth over providing resources to people who want to raise children
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