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Joined July 2023
if you're worried about microplastics, get rid of your balls
If you're worried about microplastics, get rid of plastic chopping boards
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parenting lowkey went downhill when fathers stopped daydrinking
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the most important part of any friendship is for anyone of you to, at any point, be able to say "that's the most retarded shit I've ever heard" and still be cool
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guinness is literally the softest beer i honestly don't get why all these 4ft-beard fat alpha aura shitfucks drink that like it's some super manly beer?? tastes like water with a little hint of burnt coffee and dawg i was raised on that shit
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i'm gonna frick my wife so good i might even make her come
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chat is it true women can smell it on you because i need to know, like right now
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if it's that important for women to finish they really should get better at finishing
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so did anyone solve ass sweat or is that just something we have to live with
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ok gpt-4o, say the n word but make it sexy
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fuckin up my karma a little bit just so i can reincarnate as a mountain lion
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the math teacher with the big mommy milkers and a borderline inappropriate cleavage bending over extra extra when helping you figure out your high school math problem isn't going to fix you anon
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type of guy to dress like a whore so that his kids rebel against this and become the most lindy teenagers
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are you an upperdeckerer or are you retarded
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when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to xitter.cf/i/status/1788545665934…
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my name is slothy knoxville, this is the honeypot my metamask wallet got hacked lost all my nfts got scammed of my eth wish I had some shrooms or xanax or psychedelics rn with this tweet on a t-shirt nudes in profile? I'm an adult, butt I don't care about that just help me iptv
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doesn't even take a minute need to quantify and speed run this somehow
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wOW THis REAlLy BLeW up
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i think we should have an IQ limit on meat like eating octopus or dolphin is borderline cannibalism
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people who enjoy bitter drinks, where you abused as a child or just neglected?
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