the most important part of any friendship is for anyone of you to, at any point, be able to say "that's the most retarded shit I've ever heard" and still be cool
guinness is literally the softest beer i honestly don't get why all these 4ft-beard fat alpha aura shitfucks drink that like it's some super manly beer?? tastes like water with a little hint of burnt coffee and dawg i was raised on that shit
fuckin up my karma a little bit just so i can reincarnate as a mountain lion
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the math teacher with the big mommy milkers and a borderline inappropriate cleavage bending over extra extra when helping you figure out your high school math problem isn't going to fix you anon
type of guy to dress like a whore so that his kids rebel against this and become the most lindy teenagers
when you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to xitter.cf/i/status/1788545665934…
my name is slothy knoxville, this is the honeypot
my metamask wallet got hacked lost all my nfts got scammed of my eth wish I had some shrooms or xanax or psychedelics rn with this tweet on a t-shirt nudes in profile? I'm an adult, butt I don't care about that just help me iptv







