The nicest evil copywriter you will never meet that is so freaken married

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Joined October 2009
Pain, pain go away come again some other day.
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Some Copywriter retweeted
Industry Writing Tip :
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Today I wrote the perfect sentence. I edited it. Then I deleted it.
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I miss friends
I posted this video because it perfectly captures the kind of people who pretend to be on your side while secretly adding to your problems.
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Doing drugs in the nightclub restroom stall in my mind.
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The tangible viscosity of regret.
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You okay, wasteland?
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Indie lit likes the smell of its shit.
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I can see this going pear-shaped fast.
Homem tatua um círculo perfeito na pele com uma precisão impressionante.
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Ever write a book and then hate it and then like it?
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Sometimes I feel.
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Fuck you, motivational water bottle.
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I miss you before I have even left.
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Wrote a story in complete old school vernacular, not one word in the modern dictionary. Either the stupidest thing I have done or the brightest.
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Ate what looks like bat’s testicles and lived to tell the tale, also they were delicious.
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“Time’s Up” by GJ Welsh @testicleas is today’s 75-word #story on Paragraph Planet paragraphplanet.com #flashfiction
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Got a new story up today on Paragraph Planet. Let’s hope it happens, thanks to the editor Richard from @paragraphplanet
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