Gig Em ‘93, CPA #FDJT

Galveston, TX
Joined August 2008
Whatever happens today, please don’t tweet at players negatively👍🏼
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Ding ding fucking ding.
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BREAKING: A top GOP official accidentally said on a hot mic, “If Netanyahu loses reelection in Israel, and Democrats in the US win subpoena power in both chambers of Congress, all I can say is Jared Kushner is completely, totally, utterly, historically, spectacularly f*cked.”
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The most “offensive” thing in the video that put Pat McAfee on tilt is a college kid calling him corny and another college kid telling him not to take off his shirt. Again, what are we doing here.
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I’m absolutely disgusted @ColtMcCoy would associate our brand as longhorns with a serial sexual abuser. Take Faith & Family out of your bio, boy.
News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24 axios.com/2026/10/26/trump-s…
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I’m sorry if you get the foldy iPhone I’m gonna think of you the same way i think of cybertruck drivers
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People see "youngest inductee ever" and think it’s just another standard trophy for her shelf. You forget the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame has a strict 20-year career rule before you're even allowed on the ballot. She didn't just break the record; she was inducted on the literal exact first day the institutional timeline physically allowed her to be. 20 years to the day after "Tim McGraw" dropped. The system didn't give her an early pass; she just maxed out the timer the second it started running.
Taylor Swift has officially been inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame.
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BRUH 😂
You guys will never guess who’s on the saxophone..
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I need CeeDee to have a slow night!
Who's still waiting on a #MondayNightMiracle and what do you need to happen??
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🚨| Taylor Swift is officially the youngest inductee ever into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame!
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HOLY SHIT ITS FINALLY HAPPENING
🔴 A city official has just confirmed that Waffle House has submitted plans for a location on Bryan's west side at Rudder's Landing, near the Walmart on W. Villa Maria Rd at Harvey Mitchell Parkway. The city still has to approve the plans. It's step one! So, we're officially an SEC town now, right? 😋
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I predict he will live to regret this very much
Former Texas A&M QB Johnny Manziel is joining President Donald Trump on the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow, according to this report.
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Doesn't matter, get better. 🐻📈
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Your parents watching you fix the WiFi
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We have a new guardian cap King
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OMG 😂
To sum up Texas’s season in one picture:
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Pucker Meter™️ rises to 7 in Austin
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Only one man to blame for this
Texas has been outscored 31-3 in the third quarter SEC play. No team is worse out of halftime than Texas
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