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pseudo fotógrafo • insta : jteixeiraph • DEI

 Coimbra, Portugal
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Joined June 2015
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shafu
@shafu0xNov 6
renamed a variable by hand today just to feel something
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Polling USA
@USA_PollingOct 30
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Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubityOct 30
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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hayrr x@hayrrSep 15
hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽
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Storm (Evil Era)@_StormowSep 3
you are not low elo you are my friend
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“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine two people enjoying your presence
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It's really starting isn't it
The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) profile pictureThe Wall Street Journal
@WSJAug 28
You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. 🔗: on.wsj.com/4cyGki3
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deve ser super estranho ser o paul mccartney. como é que tu acordas olhas ao espelho e és o paul mccartney? bro tu criaste a musica
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🧗‍♂️ Matt Holt
@mholt6Aug 26
One day you copied and pasted from Stack Overflow for the last time and didn't realize it
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teixeira 📸@texteddyz8 Apr 2021
pretty light
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soup🕷️
@thrluvAug 24
*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes
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Brie 🧀@BanhmiBrieocheAug 21
This joke is truly so true
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Washington: A Life (@WashingtonALife) profile pictureWashington: A Life
@WashingtonALifeAug 19
Replying to @delacruzovich
You're misunderstanding. Chinese media is state-sponsored. Russian media is state-sponsored. US media is free speech. The difference is that in the USA, you can verify, but too many idiots like yourself think all news reports are truths.
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N☀️@nol444n_Aug 18
You fr just had to be there for prime trap nation idk what else to say
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millions of people were bumping this unironically in 2015
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lena@rautomaticCSAug 10
Replying to @dsfadfs595120 @gabefollower
shroud cheating allegations in the big 2026 so beautiful 🥹 it’s like reliving my childhood
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pearl 📖@pearlreads_Aug 4
fitz @ chade and burrich at the start of assassin's quest
mazzy (@mazzycain) profile picturemazzy@mazzycainAug 2
“we have such high hopes for you!” lower them immediately
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José Maria@jose_9mariaJul 25
o maior incêndio de sempre em França é um terço do q ardeu o ano passado em Eucaliptugal; obrigado Navigator company;
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This is actually called child trafficking
Zoya🕊️ (@Zoya_ki_batein) profile pictureZoya🕊️
@Zoya_ki_bateinJul 17
Some migrant children end up quietly adopted in the U.S. after their parents’ deportation hill.cm/uQlpkcB
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Billy
@_billyreidJul 19
Fair play to the ref, good game. Ignored Argentina’s 1 billion pesos bribe when he found out it was worth £6.25
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Olho pela janela. Fumo o cigarro. Português soft. Como eu.
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Cancela ©@manocancelaJul 2
Agora é tudo wokismo. A minha mulher deixou-me e levou os miúdos à conta do wokismo.
José Maria Matias (@JosMatias17) profile pictureJosé Maria Matias
@JosMatias17Jul 1
O wokismo e as suas vítimas!
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klamv 🪻@klamv__artJun 29
Fitz(Chivalry) #rote
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