First #GBBO of the year was absolute fits and giggles! So sad Amos went 😞maaaaaaan!!
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I can imagine. The year it happens matter to avoid a spill over. At 300 level for me, there’s no way I’d have avoided a carry over because there is a credit limit that can be registered per semester.
*chuckles in REAL TALK* 🥲
🗣️ Cheat Sheet:
1- high metabolism, high sex drive, will give you a UTI from doing too much, always on the go but never know where he is, pretty smile, wants you to meet his mother too soon
2- high sex drive, dick is swinging, phone is constantly going off, likes to ask for space, has coordinating sneaker/tee-shirt combos, threatens to pick up and disappear often, has no assets unless co-signed
3-hardheaded, pretty dick, topless everywhere, plays ball on Sundays, lies regularly, has Face ID on his phone, tattoos with sentimental meaning even though he punches walls, at least one conviction or life changing tragedy that "wasn't their fault"
4 & 5- stay at the gym, 4 looks up to 5, they go on double dates w girls together, sex is okay could be better but they don't listen, randomly suggests workout and eating tips in public places, 4 eventually turns into 7 after seeing the downfall of 5
6-at the gym more than work, entrepreneur of some sort, better pussy eater than pussy beater, social whore, talks too much, never knows current events, has go-to outfits for when it's time to "remind bitches what's up"
7-slowing down socially, dating to mate, can cook his own meals, good sexual stamina, still tries to get "cute" in front of people and pisses you off, tries to clean up, will do basic household tasks with slight reminding
8-doesn't go out much, has loyal friends, pays great attention to his woman's body even though he has lazy sex sometimes, loves being spoiled and brags about it at work
9-works a lot, pays all the bills, don't be mistaken can fuck for over an hour, must be fed immediately after, must cater to, also will raise his voice 2x per year but apologizes with a little getaway and does that nasty thing you like
I’m so unimpressed that it’s only ten episodes of Abbott Elementary S2 @DisneyPlus saw fit to premiere for us in the UK.
What really in the name of drip-feeding is this ‘later-in-the-year’ business re:releasing the remaining episodes one is reading online? Ugh!😢😭What killjoy
Asampete Tee retweeted
OK men, listen up. @designmom has a message for you.
She’s written a book called ‘Ejaculate Responsibly’, where she insists men need to start taking responsibility for birth control. She spoke to @Cheyna_R on ‘The Waves’ to explain why.
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I was yesterday years old watching #PAOTY when it was mentioned Jim Carter is married to Imelda Stauton and my mouth is still on the floor. Google confirms this has been the case since 1983. Like, like….howwwwww? Carson and Dolores Umbridge do together not go 🤯😄
Rema is on 🔥 in Paris. There’s no restaurant I’ve eaten in (four since yesterday) that Calm Down hasn’t come on 🥰🙌🏾
Spotify Freemium is the ghetto. Just say you only want people who pay. Tueh!
Time to learn this Apple Music by force 😩





