23, she/her
Joined October 2023
Thea strikes again w an opinion piece
7
6
2
134
37,778
thea retweeted
So many bots and out of towners throwing tantrums about Oxford St being pedestrianised. Went midday, on a weekday and it was rammed. Space is needed and now we have it. Carnaby St has been pedestrianised since 1973, not one person thinks “I wish there were busses and cars here”
41
50
3
1,070
21,297
Cufflinks a bit over the top
116
3,122
60
79,422
845,470
thea retweeted
why is alice in chains can we help her
17
342
9
2,045
25,226
men be like idk what you want me to say
3
113
15
725
10,652
thea retweeted
twitter was made for people who talk to themselves
251
5,054
456
19,205
330,792
flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
35
1,223
37
7,731
79,290
take him swimming on the first date
Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height. Follow: @WikifirstPost
39
771
5
26,849
153,435
I’m sorry if you get the foldy iPhone I’m gonna think of you the same way i think of cybertruck drivers
9
604
10
8,125
67,530
do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up
181
6,373
682
24,787
328,910
thea retweeted
Honestly impressive that it was so clear she was insane, and the Tories still put her in power
🚨 NEW: Liz Truss claims Brits would be on Mars by 2040 if she hadn't been ousted as Prime Minister. [@politico]
21
150
4
6,910
47,658
They purposely make the images black and white to make you think it was long ago meanwhile the "six year old girl" who is ruby bridges literally has a tiktok account.
THEY PUT A BLACK DOLL IN A COFFIN TO TERROR*ZE A SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHOSE ONLY "CRIME" WAS WALKING INTO A WHITE SCHOOL.
29
5,539
10
51,991
480,033
thea retweeted
the fake intimacy men produce for you to let your guard down is disgusting
13
372
29
2,642
37,559
thea retweeted
as a covent garden truther why are we acting shocked about oxford street being pedestrianised...london is THE city for walking it only gets better from here
12
235
19
5,228
59,545
thea retweeted
i hate being responsible for my own meals because i’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day
32
8,200
223
62,960
566,313
“I don’t do politics” = I am stupid as hell
89
4,196
91
19,861
226,344
being too understanding WILL kill you
36
2,954
186
12,024
164,096
A sacked Cambridge researcher who sparked a media frenzy over Prof Jason Arday before he was found dead 2 months ago has now been given the opportunity to hold a talk at Oxford Uni on DEI by a Reform-linked society. A protest has been planned to stop it. thecommunityreporter.co.uk/p…
58
1,471
73
4,797
64,052
Replying to @shelbygraces
it’s honestly humiliating at how fast humans are able to devolve once something “convenient” comes around. we’re meant to be the smartest living things on earth, and all of a sudden, we’re nothing without artificial intelligence that ruins our surroundings and environment 💔
2
19
449
7,761
“I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT” is the single saddest sentence i’ve ever heard
Jimmy Fallon asks Sam Altman if he uses ChatGPT to raise the baby he has with his husband, and his answer is hilarious Jimmy Fallon: “You, you and your husband just had a baby. Congratulations, yeah. How old? How old is the baby?” Sam Altman: “Eight month old?” Jimmy Fallon: “Are you loving him?” Sam Altman: “So much. I have no non-cliched thing to say, but it is by far so much better than anything anyone tells you. I just so incredibly happy.” Jimmy Fallon: “And do you use ChatGPT when, when raising your baby?” Sam Altman: “I do. I mean I feel kind of bad about it because I, we have this like genius level at everything, intelligence sitting there like waiting to unravel the mysteries of humanity.” “And I'm like, why my kid stop dropping his pizza on the floor and laughing?” “So I feel like I'm not asking a good enough question.” “But it is, I don't know. I cannot imagine having gone through like figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT. Clearly people did it for a long time, no problem.”
66
3,239
28
45,301
288,188
thea retweeted
men dm you with ur tweets so their 4 twitter wives don’t see them interacting with you #staywoke
5
1,191
517
6,019
216,761