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Thabo

@thabure_

I'm a living proof that God has a sense of humor.

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Joined November 2011
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Life is like a coin, you can spend it on anything you want, but you can only spend it once.
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Chiké (@chike_ijezie) profile picture
Chiké@chike_ijezieNov 5
Since women are reciprocators and not initiators, why not wait till men first ask you for money before asking them for it? 🫠🫠
Ms•Deee (@deeeeoflagos) profile pictureMs•Deee
@deeeeoflagosNov 4
Women are reciprocators. Not initiators. You lead; she follows. You put in effort; she returns it. You make her feel good; she mirrors it. That's the only way it works.
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How sure are you that people who filled up McDonalds did not vote?
hotgirlovo (@owami444) profile picturehotgirlovo@owami444Nov 11
lol filling up at McDonalds for R30 meal, but the voting stations were empty ai 😭
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I’m afraid that’s what they get for voting for ANC
Indlovukazi yo Swazi 👑 (@phumeekubheka) profile pictureIndlovukazi yo Swazi 👑@phumeekubhekaNov 10
People are bitten by snakes in the rural areas and are dying because our clinics don't have antivenom. Futsek ANC! 💔
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Why TF do people speed up when you try to pass them? You wasn't in no damn hurry a second ago. 🤦🏽‍♀️😂
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You see what social media is doing to adults imagine what it’s doing to children’s minds
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Haibo 🤣🤣🤣
Joshaya (@josiahradebe) profile pictureJoshaya@josiahradebeNov 10
Replying to @_IkanyengM
What are you gonna do? Induce a myocardial infarction?
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😂😂😂 ga se sopo
lu. (@madeformargiela) profile picturelu.@madeformargielaNov 8
Di ya pala 📍
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Thank you Lord for rain 🙏🙏
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Bang (@MsMabala) profile picture
Bang@MsMabalaNov 5
Then we will make the necessary changes again. That’s the beauty of democracy
Julile Khumalo (@lile_is_love) profile pictureJulile Khumalo@lile_is_loveNov 5
Yeahhh I can't wait until you people see Action SA for who they really are😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾
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You are a stupid doctor.
uBhuti Ultra loka 3:45|10:09🫵 (@AbdulKuhle) profile pictureuBhuti Ultra loka 3:45|10:09🫵@AbdulKuhleNov 4
Unfortunately, I’ll have to stop talking to you over something as simple as not going to VOTE. I’m a doctor and I still made time to go and vote. You’re not busier than me in the Busy Olympics!
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We stood with EFF since day 1. We believed in the land, the youth, the fight. But with time we saw it was never about South Africans first. Loyalty can't feed a nation put last. Standing alone isn't strength. Sometimes it means you refused to listen to us. 🙏🏾
Obakeng Ramabodu . (@RamaboduObakeng) profile pictureObakeng Ramabodu .@RamaboduObakengNov 4
All of them were against the EFF. The EFF stands alone in all of this.
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Nigerians it’s your time to shine
Julius Sello Malema (@Julius_S_Malema) profile pictureJulius Sello Malema
@Julius_S_MalemaNov 2
Vote EFF.✊🏿
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What is this question? You can have 10k and more and still be a loser!
idk (@itszahraaa8) profile pictureidk@itszahraaa8Nov 3
Replying to @mandymichellem @onetkwonder @SA_gossiplab
He is the loser but he’s paying 10k ? Do you have 10k disposable ? No do you have 10k nje right now
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You guys like applauding nonsense 🚮🚮 this is disgusting, a decent human being would have spoken to the lady but because we live among aggressive, angry and abusive individuals they behave like animals 🤬🤬 Sies!
Akani Nwanati (@AkanimiltonM) profile pictureAkani Nwanati
@AkanimiltonMNov 1
Kudos to this brother. People don’t respect others’ space. You can’t stand when there are people behind you watching the match.😑
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UzobaRight siyaScroller thina ngoku
uBHEBHE🇿🇦 (@nokwandamhlong0) profile pictureuBHEBHE🇿🇦
@nokwandamhlong0Oct 30
It just hit me that I’ve never actually been in a relationship with a guy who genuinely loves me back.
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Paballo Lion (@paballolion) profile picturePaballo Lion@paballolionOct 29
Replying to @donaldzuze
Your mom is my pimp, do your research
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Kunini ngithi yhooooooo 😳😳😳 It’s giving Dr Matthew. Am convinced there’s a lot of people with fake qualifications. 😳😳😳😳
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Banks must start rejecting contributions for a person who is registered under multiple funeral policies than collect money only to reject when is time to claim, if system can kick them out at point of claim can still kick them out at point of taking out policy.
Sowetan (@Sowetan1981) profile pictureSowetan
@Sowetan1981Oct 28
Capitec bank's rejection of some of the funeral policies following the death of seven-year-old child has prompted National Financial Ombud to warn families against taking out multiple funeral policies on the same person.
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Bathong ke kopang spane. I hold a bachelor's degree in transport and logistics. I need someone who'll believe in me and give me a chance. Kea le kopa tlhe! I know this won't even reach the right people! I'm so tired😫 😪
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F2 nithe usdudla anishuthe?😭😭
Luminous 2.0 (@Unobtainble777) profile pictureLuminous 2.0@Unobtainble7771 Nov 2025
Bush getaway as majita✊🏾.
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