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Hank

@thahanker

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Joined September 2009
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This is why he gets paid at ESPN
Dan Orlovsky (@danorlovsky7) profile pictureDan Orlovsky
@danorlovsky7Oct 23
Looks like Mahomes is “secretly” telling Walker the run game calls….very cool. @aqshipley ? @BigDuke50 ? @AndrewWhitworth ? #nfllive
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Jsn is all of us
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The fact Hawks didn’t take a knee to go into half concerns me about OC play calling
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@GridIronicallyOct 7
Drake Thomas showing the world how you get a starting job as an undersized LB
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People are absolutely SLEEPING on the Seahawks 😤 @Seahawks | @FDSportsbook | @heykayadams
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Human chess.
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The NFL has started onboarding potential replacement officials as the expiration of its collective bargaining agreement with the NFL Referees Association approaches. spr.ly/6014B64guE
Memo: NFL onboarding replacement officials

Memo: NFL onboarding replacement officials

The NFL has started onboarding potential replacement officials as the expiration of its CBA with the NFL Referees Association approaches.

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Mariners gave fans the same feeling as Seahawks fans would have when Geno would throw INTs @BrockHuard
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@GenoSmith3Mar 6
Get ya cheese up 1st
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@WendysMar 6
.@GenoSmith3 in case things don’t work out in free agency we’re looking for a Chief Tasting Officer…
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The tribe has spoken
Tariq Woolen (@_Tariqwoolen) profile pictureTariq Woolen
@_TariqwoolenFeb 17
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Tariq Woolen in the the Seahawks locker room after the game
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The Seahawks run defense has faced Bijan Robinson, Jonathan Taylor, Kyren Williams, Rico Dowdle, and Christian McCaffrey the last 5 weeks. They have allowed 0 runs of 12+ yards.
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Replying to @RSherman_25
You ain’t do shit….lol
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Saints are trading WR Rashid Shaheed to the Seahawks, per source.
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Where has this Russ been? Need more of this. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Russell Wilson (@DangeRussWilson) profile pictureRussell Wilson
@DangeRussWilson21 Oct 2025
Classless… but not surprised…. Didn’t realize you’re still bounty hunting 15+ years later through the media. 😎😂 #LetsRide 🤣
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“Daaaaaaaa Yankees lose”- Big Papi and Vladdy
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Charlie Kirk has gone home to be with the Lord. Through the grief, let’s not forget to celebrate the work he poured into this world. His passing is a gut-wrenching reminder to give your all while you’re here, and to walk boldly on the path God has laid out for you. God Bless Charlie Kirk’s family and our country. 🙏🏽
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One of the most amazing catches you will ever see 😱 @uscfb
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Bama trash
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As expected, #Seahawks are releasing veteran WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling. Tried to trade him. They have the cap space to eat his $3M guaranteed. Rookie Tory Horton just better. Jake Bobo, Dareke Young better, too. And they all play special teams. MVS does not.
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