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Joined September 2026
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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nienke retweeted
one day you wrote console.log("here") for the last time and didn't even know it
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i updated nienke.dev :) it now talks directly to what.pm, fetching the latest stuff i read and watched. i also included an archive of every website i've ever had at nienke.dev/archive.
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extremely annoying there's no @bookingcom api for consumers. let me fetch my reservations you cowards
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nienke retweeted
honestly, i’d rather be a part of the permanent underclass than be a permanent resident of san francisco
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nienke retweeted
[IntelliSense Disclosure] I have to admit, I used IntelliSense and syntax highlighting to assist me in with this project. I struggle to remember all the symbols of the standard library, so these tools come in handy and speed up my development flow. Hope for your understanding.
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nienke retweeted
oh my god it has the claude all caps eyebrow
Before and after of the new US passport
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I don’t like Rees-Mogg at all. But listen, if you bring weak ass sophistry into a knife fight with an old Etonian, Oxford union, parliamentarian you are going to get FUCKED UP. There’s a bene gesserit breeding program that designed this man for victory in this form of combat. Frankly? Tucker is lucky he didn’t get dismantled in Latin.
I have been trying to work out why the Carlson—Rees-Mogg interview is going viral. I think it’s because because it represents the moment when traditional conservatism, defined by courtesy, self-restraint and truth, visibly overcomes the feverish, conspiracist and bellicose post-liberal Right. Sir @Jacob_Rees_Mogg was the perfect instrument of destruction. He is a man of unquestioned sincerity, intellect and courtliness. He was one of only two Ali G interviewees to emerge with his reputation enhanced, the other being Tony Benn, and for the same reason: utter sincerity. With Tucker, as with the brilliant Baron-Cohen, he bats away feverish, crackpot claims in a calm, measured and devastatingly gracious way. What ended McCarthyism was the dignified put down delivered by the Army’s lawyer, Joseph Welch, on live TV in June 1954: “Senator, you have done enough. Have you no sense of decency?” Joe McCarthy died three years later at the age of 48, broken and disgraced. As Welch to McCarthy, so Mogg to Tucker.
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nienke retweeted
A revolutionary new world, an AI agent can now check-in to your flight, a tortuous process that used to take a mere human 30 seconds can now be done in 20 minutes by setting up and giving permissions to the agent to do it and normies are too STUPID to realize that they can outsource countless menial tasks like this so they can spend more time scrolling because the one thing the modern person doesn't have enough of is leisure time
This is my thesis: no one uses AI. I repeat, absolutely no one. We live in a bubble. Even among my friends who pay for it, when I ask them to open ChatGPT and show me their queries, it’s the same handful of basic things. Most don’t even know they can upload a photo and ask questions about it. Connecting Gmail so an agent can read and send emails blows their minds. An agent opening a browser and checking them into a flight? They’ve never even heard of it. The massive challenge right now is adoption, and then getting people who already signed up to actually use what they’re paying for. Most have absolutely zero clue what’s possible. Imagine the compute shortage when everyone starts using AI like the top 1% of users do today.
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AI for 99% of people is just three things: 1. Cheating on homework 2. Search engine 3. Slop That's it. The programmers live in a different universe where AI is integrated into literally every part of their lives. To everyone else it just made everything suck.
This is my thesis: no one uses AI. I repeat, absolutely no one. We live in a bubble. Even among my friends who pay for it, when I ask them to open ChatGPT and show me their queries, it’s the same handful of basic things. Most don’t even know they can upload a photo and ask questions about it. Connecting Gmail so an agent can read and send emails blows their minds. An agent opening a browser and checking them into a flight? They’ve never even heard of it. The massive challenge right now is adoption, and then getting people who already signed up to actually use what they’re paying for. Most have absolutely zero clue what’s possible. Imagine the compute shortage when everyone starts using AI like the top 1% of users do today.
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i can have a little graceland, as a treat
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declaring catholic jihad against san francisco
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i rly miss ontd
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The fact that I can't ask Claude to "think out loud" without getting shut down for so-called "reasoning extraction" is just embarrassing. It's clearly not stopping the real distillers and it makes it impossible to use this product because it just spends a minute and a half thinking and then lies to me about what it thought about. Sorry, but the reasoning is the good part! I don't need a crappy overcooked deliverable. I need a partner in thinking
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acquired the ikea manul
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it's so funny watching other people use LLMs, they'll be writing paragraphs directing the LLM to solve the bug they're working on while i'll paste a log file with the single word "bruh" attached
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the kids are making peter thiel edits set to lorde on tiktok
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