Adam Abramowicz

...just being fucking awesome.

And I’m watching today as our new @usopengolf winner is on the range, warming up for the highly likely playoff, and there is @PhilMickelson. Chatting with the family, keeping the cool, calming the nerves...

And my dad still has his @FirestoneCC headcocer with @PhilMickelson autograph in his office.

And @PhilMickelson did.

“Sorry about that, my @Sharpie was running out of ink and I didn’t think it’d take on that headcover. Let me run to the locker room and grab another, I’ll be right back...” @PhilMickelson

That didn’t last long. When all the kids had their autographs and went back to their parents, I was the only one left and @PhilMickelson finally said...

They were waiting for an autograph from Lefty. 19yo me hopped in line.

Many years ago, I had the opportunity to loop for a recent tournament winner at the NEC. My dad was a huge Phil fan back then. After my round, I went into the clubhouse to get a headcover for my dad (caddy privileges), and I saw a line of kids waiting...

Okay, here’s why @PhilMickelson is the greatest. A small thread...

I’ve never made a single bet during a round of golf in 23 years playing the game. I will change that if I can get @Joel_Dahmen and @GenoBonnalie to come play with me after the @Zurich_Classic. Come on Twitter, help me lose my money.

HE FREAKING DID IT! You beaut, @Joel_Dahmen @GenoBonnalie

Pulling for that dude @Joel_Dahmen and @GenoBonnalie sitting T1 on Sunday. While my swing ain’t as pretty and the net isn’t as nice as Corales, at least I’m repping the #buckethatbrigade to #endcancer as I will a win into existence for Joel! #givemeagoodnumbergeno

Rae looks like a grumpy old man, but we both says thanks to @ImperialHats and @Joel_Dahmen for the kickass hat. #endcancer #fuckcancer

Shortly after Rae was born we received some scary news in my family. I had been wanting to support @Joel_Dahmen’s #buckethatbrigade after seeing him with @ForePlayPod & this was the push. Seriously, #fuckcancer. #endcancer. Support him & the cause with @ImperialHats...

My daughter is a huge fan, she was at the New Orleans show in 2019! She’s learning how to count in squelches of 10...20, 30, 40, etc. and just said how cool it would be if @MickJagger sang a song about it to help her and other kids learn. So, you’ve got that going for you.

Quick, someone make me an @AmongUsGame meme where @HowieRoseman is the Imposter. How do we go from World Champs to losing our O and D coordinators, HC, half our roster, to having our franchise QB not want to play when he takes the field? @Eagles #FlyEaglesFly

This is not how we behave. I feel like I have to say that a lot these days to my 2-year-old and apparently a lot of men in positions of power. teapawt.net/kindhumanbikes/status/…