Churl

She know all the bootleg snacks before it hit the streets

That summer moon velvet blaze got me on lock

You ain’t gotta listen to me. You might listen to what I hear

My outfit today looks like Niecey Nash’s from Grotesquequrie …I am working my cream coat beeeetch

lol oh shit just watched Substance

What is this golf I’m watching Tiger do right now

Where are my eyebrows. Yep that’s the dance team shirt. Lmboooo “yall bout it bout it? He’ll ya we bout it bout it “ lmboooooooooo

I’m finna be another year older this week. Guess how old? Clue: the addition of the two numbers equal my life number.

I used to play the shit Out of Kenny g on the piano tho

I thought that was Kenny g but it was a saxophone

I don’t know trips, shotgun formations, 3 front, 4 front defense shit but I do know you better stay on the mf and use your damn hands and run downhill type shit… like hit somebody

Not the band playing fat bottomed girls

I be providing commentary for football games … like damn that’s a big mf. Or l ll look look mf holding!!! Or oooo they finna blitz

Good game last night. Hoping for a good one tonight. I love football without being sassy.

Whyyyyy the fuck do I have AARP ads lol … first mail now this. Damn!

Some times I think you should stop messing with women if you don’t like them that much. It’s okay

It’s almost like pics with babies just to show their “SnapBack”. Like who cares. Focus on you. Not us.

I swear sometimes people live through their kids then get mad cause their kids don’t want what they want.