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whateveriamnamed

@thatfishmf

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When the self-checkout scanner asks if you want a receipt
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kordell
@lledrokNov 9
nothing but net-anyahu got me cryin dawg
Dashy™️🦥 (@Dashytwo) profile pictureDashy™️🦥
@DashytwoNov 8
Jewka Doncic might be the craziest nickname for a kid 😭
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miya@miyarah_Nov 7
*mi familia felicitándome por haberme levantado temprano* yo que no he dormido todavía:
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quan don@quanjuliooNov 8
i done did 4 gang signs already, bro get the fuckin camera out my face
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Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) profile picture
Cristiano Ronaldo
@CristianoNov 5
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Ade
@son_of_ukiNov 3
this is bullshit bro, he acting like barcelona hasn't won any ucl since VAR was introdu.. ohh wait nvm
Polymarket FC (@PolymarketFC) profile picturePolymarket FC
@PolymarketFCNov 2
🚨 Unai Emery says Barcelona's 6-1 REMONTADA against his PSG side was the reason VAR got introduced to football
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Morris Chinnuts@macburgzOct 31
Showing my girl something on my phone and a bitch that ain’t ever send me a reel before sent me a reel lmfaooo cmon dawg
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NFL
@NFLOct 30
Ravens coach Jesse Minter says QB Lamar Jackson (ankle) will play this week vs. Bills.
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Cristiano Ronaldo
@CristianoOct 29
Great win, great team performance. Happy to help with a hat-trick! ⚽⚽⚽
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Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) profile picture
Cristiano Ronaldo
@CristianoOct 29
Football belongs to the fans! Thank you to all the fans around the world, the Ballon D’Or of All Time is also yours.
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AB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoOct 29
Incase you missed it, sit back and enjoy Ronaldo’s perfect hattrick
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Manchester United
@ManUtdOct 29
🏆 @Cristiano has won the @BallondOr Of All Time award for his iconic 2008. Legendary 🐐
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 28
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Reechmilly (@Reechmilly) profile picture
Reechmilly
@ReechmillyOct 27
Last time I laid on a bitch chest, I heard niggas in there laughing at me 😭😭
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Kylian Mbappé
@KMbappeOct 25
REAL MADRID CF 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
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Devyat Ch.@devyattoOct 23
3 years ago, the girl I had a crush on told me she was thinking of giving her ex another chance on Valentine's Day, so without telling her anything I booked a flight to her city on February 12th, so I could propose to her, but my plane started malfunctioning and it had to
selfpaglu. (@maramarvellous_) profile pictureselfpaglu.@maramarvellous_Sep 24
Oh to be loved
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Kyle “BoJack” Hall (@BoJackinOff) profile picture
Kyle “BoJack” Hall@BoJackinOffOct 21
I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night
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Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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Donny G (@DonnyGroyper) profile picture
Donny G
@DonnyGroyperOct 18
Why is it every time I go anywhere, everyone in line takes 15 fucking minutes for their transaction and I take 5 seconds. Fuck you
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Nobody (@dharnyyoung) profile picture
Nobody
@dharnyyoungOct 12
If your GOAT scores 6 goals in a whole season while playing beside Neymar and Mbappe, you too won't pretend? 😆😆😆
Mourinho's advocate (@Starrybel1) profile pictureMourinho's advocate@Starrybel1Oct 10
Everyone pretends Lionel Messi never played for PSG, why?
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