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rigatoni

@thatrigatoni

the baked noodle of DC šŸ think of all the pastabilities! ā™“ļø

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Joined October 2022
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Juggalo Jesus (@da_porgy) profile pictureJuggalo Jesus@da_porgyOct 30
"That's it, gloves are coming off!" I say, revealing my knuckle tattoos that say I-M-S-C-A-R-E-D
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ā€œthis doesnā€™t happen to meā€ have you considered acquiring a network of at least 30 gay guys, drag queens, niche celebrity transsexuals, clubbing lesbians, and sober party girls? if you do then Everything will happen to you
aj šŸ§· (@ajjordanphoto) profile pictureaj šŸ§·@ajjordanphotoOct 30
living in new york is so fun because i donā€™t ever really need to have Plans. Plans just sort of happen to me. i will end up somewhere and it will be really fun
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can we bop them for that stupid fuckin election mailer too
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSOct 29
Utah has officially brought felony charges against Kalshi and its two co-founders, Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara. The company and its cofounders are facing one count of pattern of unlawful activity, a second-degree felony; 12 counts of online gambling promotion, a third-degree felony; and one count of general gambling promotion, a Class A misdemeanor. abc4.com/news/local-news/utaā€¦
Utah files criminal charges against Kalshi for promoting gambling, unlawful activity

Utah files criminal charges against Kalshi for promoting gambling, unlawful activity

Utah has officially brought felony criminal charges against prediction market Kalshi, alleging the company illegally promoted gambling in the state.

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wdym this is the name of an ESPN commentary show and not a gay NYC circuit party
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Glee got me tweeting again my god lmao
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Get ready for the next Digivolution. DIGIMON BEATBREAK in English dub will premiere with the first five episodes on Crunchyroll this December 27th! #Digimon #BEATBREAK #Anime
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Shes getting more licks in this weekend I can feel it
rigatoni (@thatrigatoni) profile picturerigatoni@thatrigatoni14 Nov 2025
Hillary somewhere beating Billy with a belt
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Big Chungus has been around longer than Israel
ToonHive (@ToonHive) profile pictureToonHive
@ToonHive20 Dec 2025
84 years ago today, the iconic Looney Tunes short ā€˜Wabbit Twoubleā€™ was released in theaters.
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yall need to commit ***** Iā€™m so serious
QE Infinity (@StealthQE4) profile pictureQE Infinity
@StealthQE418 Dec 2025
Honestly, this is bad man. Thereā€™s just zero respect for people anymore. Why would anyone want a data center in their backyard?
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Now the coverup is out in the open. This is far from over. Everyone involved will have to answer for this. Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, whole admin. Protecting a bunch of rapists and pedophiles because they have money, power, and connections. Bondi should resign tonight.
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_US19 Dec 2025
Epstein Files: 119-page grand jury document entirely redacted ā€” MSNow
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pickle sister: sister i'm piiiiccckkkllleeeddd
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The best movies were made without it, the best games were made without it, the best comics were made without it, the best stories were made without it, the best songs were made without it. And now for some reason we really need it, there's no other way.
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landlord asked my pronouns
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@cher8 Jan 2019
I Need To Shoot My Phone
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Bay Area Peopleā€™s Republic šŸš©ā˜­ (@21stcentury_ML) profile pictureBay Area Peopleā€™s Republic šŸš©ā˜­@21stcentury_ML17 Dec 2025
Canā€™t wait for the movies in 10 years where weā€™re supposed to feel sorry for the US soldiers that just had to commit war crimes against Venezuelans
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having a job is so silly. do you guys wanna do little projects together until we die?
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Trump Announces 5,000%ā€‰Increase In All Numbers theonion.com/trump-announcesā€¦
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

Trump Announces 5,000%ā€‰Increase In All Numbers

WASHINGTONā€”Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide....

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why did I check my credit card statement
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Iā€™m sorry but I canā€™t wrap my head around what exactly the US govt though would happen if it trapped IT & tried to ā€œunleash itā€ on Russiaā€¦ like what did yall think that archaic entity was gonna doā€¦ listen to you? #WelcomeToDerry
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Dream blunt rotation that goes nightmare half way thru when Tyler and Timmy argue over who gets to wu tang it
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave17 Dec 2025
Tyler, The Creator, Gwyneth Paltrow, Odessa A'zion and TimothĆ©e Chalamet at the ā€˜Marty Supremeā€™ New York premiere.
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Ultimately Gwyneth wu tangs and giggles as she burps a little cloud of smoke like a cartoon character
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