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you’re fake deep, i’m real shallow (25) (he/him)

minneapolis(for now)
Joined November 2019
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for a whole year u can only watch movies starring actors from ur table. which seat are u choosing ?? #filmtwt
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false equivalency, they vote democrat but hold deeply conservative views
"white queers are at least more progressive than black cishets" are we sure about that? 😶‍🌫️
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ALABAMA?!
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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iktr
Peggy Flanagan has won the U.S. Senate election in Minnesota, defeating Republican Michele Tafoya. (via NBC) She becomes the first Native American woman elected to the U.S. Senate.
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i’m genuinely surprised omg
JAMES TALARICO, DEMOCRAT, WINS TEXAS U.S. SENATE RACE — PROJECTION
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i didn’t know this would effect me so much
Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato reunite in new segment for Rare Beauty.
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park ave pollyanna retweeted
My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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i’m sorry but yes, she’s from st. louis missouri, children are easily brainwashed by racist ideologies, you grew up black ofc you knew better. you guys are so insufferable
funny how black children and teenagers are just expected to go through racist nonsense and to accept it as a normal part of white children and teenagers’ evolutions.
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genuinely don’t give a shit if slayyyter was racist, brand new chanel is genuinely one of the best songs ever
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sure buddy
More and more young queer men are choosing to live closeted and I think we will witness an era where instead of the norm being a closeted older man hooking up with an openly gay younger guy you will increasingly see closeted younger guys hooking up with openly gay older men
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LMAOOOOO
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This repeats a promise Trump made in September 2026. The US has approximately 250 million adult citizens so the total cost would be over 1.25 trillion dollars. Congress must approve any such federal spending. nytimes.com/2026/09/10/us/… pbs.org/newshour/polit…
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An Arizona man convicted of killing a road-rage victim will be resentenced after an AI-generated video of the victim forgiving him was improperly used during sentencing. The initial judge said he felt that the AI-generated depiction of the victim portrayed “genuine forgiveness.”
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park ave pollyanna retweeted
the weed smell mixing with the notes of a fall candle and some cookies
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the new york post thinks it’s still 2006
NY Dem House candidate modeled for XXX-rated BDSM ads while serving in National Guard trib.al/OTr1aIj
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i listen to one audrey hobert song, and i suddenly feel like the biggest loser on earth…she gotta go
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WHY 😭💔💔💔
‘NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK’ will not return for a second season.
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glad i could help
Peggy Flanagan has won the Democratic primary in Minnesota's U.S. Senate race, defeating Angie Craig.
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why does everybody at aldi always have a stank face
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park ave pollyanna retweeted
9 years ago today, Lana Del Rey released ‘Lust For Life.’
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