Cheap Poetry

The Clippers for sure did something illegal but @NBA fans will defend Leonard as if he isn’t the other half of cheating. “He should get his.” On top of the $50-$70 mill

I’d say I was tired of @DanhausenAD but that would imply he wasn’t always exhausting to begin with. Stop having this cringe dip wrestle. He is momentum and aura anthrax.

Can someone tell me why Cortana looks like a man with a wig on in @halo Campaign Evolved? Do animators just not know what a woman looks like anymore?

If you need to know who enjoys race baiting in their @espn coverage go look at the people race baiting the firing of Ryan Clark today. It’s actually pretty funny.

Somewhere out there @BillSimmons is frantically trying to find a way to spin this trade as a good thing for Boston. After claiming that he wouldn’t trade Brown for Giannis. After claiming Boston was a dynasty but the Warriors weren’t. I can taste his tears.

If you ever needed more proof that the NBA is scripted and players collude with owners look no further than this Jaylen Brown trade.

Wembanyama is a taller Dwight Howard. In every sense.

If you’re in the Finals and an Elimination game, and your teams first option. And the face of the franchise. And the face of the @NBA. And you’re talking garbage. And you’re playing dirty. You need to score more than 20pts. If you can’t even do that at 7’6 then you need to stfu.

If you’re arguing who is the GOAT and you keep trying to build a case by mentioning the other guy and what he did vs what you’ve done you’re not the GOAT. Being the Greatest means being the measuring stick. @KingJames @espn.

I miss the days of @EA being outright corpo assholes. They sucked but they didn’t hide their greed or corpo chud energy behind anything. Now you have places like @ArrowheadGS. A bunch of wussy passive aggressive Swedes trying to troll their customers on message boards.

This NBA trading season feels like it was league mandated & run through a 2k GM save file. A bunch of trades that amount to teams saving money but not getting any better. Major names moving to crap teams for little return. Lots of sound but no fury. @nba @ESPNNBA

Why is Booker not announcing on the main roster? @WWE

So after all of that the @dallasmavs traded Luka for -2 first round picks (top 20 protected & an OKC pick that will be even lower) -2 second round picks - a bunch of expiring contracts The Knicks traded 5 first round picks for Bridges.

I’m really tired of white people feeling they are or overcompensating for the fact they’re white. Stop leaning into racism. Stop judging yourself and others value on their skin color. Being white doesn’t make you racist. Just like being nonwhite doesn’t make you racist proof.

The people voting for the @NFL HoF keep things secret to just make themselves feel more important and allow more politicking with less scrutiny. Pretentious people acting like they’re deciding national security and not a game. A game.

While I understand what @WWE is trying to do; Gunther doesn’t have the aura, mic skills or presence to pull this off. Just some lanky skinny fat guy having the same match over and over.

Dear @Vikings, Too little. Too late.

Ways to know you don’t live in a fascist state: -If you’re on social media posting you’re in a fascist state you’re not in a fascist state. -If you’re at a red carpet event in the country you’re saying is a fascist state you’re not in a fascist state

You can not like Bill Belichick but to suggest he isn’t a 1st ballot HoF is insane. Reminder that Robert Kraft was accused of the same things Deshaun Watson was but didn’t receive half the heat. @nfl @espn

I am officially withdrawing my name from consideration for the @Eagles OC position. Thank you.