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Dap 🦍@theDapperilla3 Jul 2020

I didn't know about mascara, I thought girls just cried ink like squids.

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clit@clit_cannibalOct 26

doing a line of hope

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Poncho Gutiérrez

@PonchoGutzOct 26

El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:

Image from Poncho Gutiérrez (@PonchoGutz)

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KAMIL@kmlsazrOct 26

Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.

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“College turns kids liberal”. If education makes people liberal, what does that say about conservatism?

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@empiremike_Oct 19

"my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it."

@_iamhabeebOct 19

my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it.

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𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫

@DanielvsBabylonOct 19

i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from: -getting humiliated -showing up terrified and doing it anyway -admitting you might be the problem

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@dailyhopecoresOct 19

Image from hopecore (@dailyhopecores)

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@d_only_giftedOct 19

worst case scenario I'll make it. Best case scenario I'll make it big.

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@angel_0f_deathxOct 18

Personally I think if you’re shitting on protests from the comfort of your crumb-coated couch after not doing anything close to revolution during the fucking fourth reich then you’re just performative and annoying

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Dap 🦍@theDapperillaOct 14

when a kid cries in an airplane they call the child protection services because there's no way that kid is taking me on 1v1

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Dap 🦍@theDapperillaOct 18

I have no clue what i meant by this

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JerryRigEverything

@ZacksJerryRigOct 16

The craziest part of the Tesla Roadster event is when @elonmusk begged to attend Jeffrey Epstein's "wildest parties" over email. (Multiple times)

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⋆*ken⋆ฺ｡*@glumikenOct 15

hydrated obama be like “let me pee clear”

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@MemesToSaveOct 3

Image from memes to save (@MemesToSave)

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@theJayAltoSep 30

i'm convinced burnout has nothing to do with 'working too hard' and everything to do with betraying yourself for an extended period of time

Burnout happens when you work too hard with not enough meaning. "He who has a why to live for can bear almost any how" — Nietzsche

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Cap@Cap1tologyOct 1

Yeah real funny bro @Apple you got me fucked up if you think I’m doing the dick and balls maneuver

Image from Cap (@Cap1tology)

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Reads with Ravi

@readswithraviOct 1

The magic is in that last 20%. Pain is the filter, few pass it.

Image from Reads with Ravi (@readswithravi)

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𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛@KLobstarSep 29

we’re all just employedcels permanently deployed to jobistan until we are eliminated by osama bin laidoff

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@BobGolenSep 25

I'd rate our solar system one star

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jon drake@DrakeGatsbySep 22

An unexpected side effect of climate change is that “room temperature IQ” will gradually become less of an insult over time

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