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The University of Austin (officialish parody)

@theUofAustin

The (un)official account for The University of Austin. We're building a university dedicated to the fearless pursuit of grift.

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Joined November 2021
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Get in witches, we're going learning!
Bari Weiss (@bariweiss) profile pictureBari Weiss
@bariweiss8 Nov 2021
Many exciting things about this announcement. But best of all is that @peterboghossian, @Ayaan, @Docstockk are founding faculty fellows. This university will welcome witches who refuse to burn: bariweiss.substack.com/p/we-…
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Angry Staffer (@Angry_Staffer) profile picture
Angry Staffer
@Angry_StafferSep 17
The fuck? I’ll take national security nightmare for $1000, Alex
Faytuks Network (@FaytuksNetwork) profile pictureFaytuks Network
@FaytuksNetworkSep 17
The U.S. State Department has approved a possible $24.3 billion sale of 48 F-35A fighter jets to Saudi Arabia, along with 49 F135 engines, training, weapons support and related equipment. Congress has been formally notified of the proposed deal.
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RE the Charleston Airport PD Report: @RepNancyMace is a cunt. That's the tweet.
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Breaking: Couch fucker defends pedophile
JD Vance (@JDVance) profile pictureJD Vance
@JDVance17 Jul 2025
Forgive my language but this story is complete and utter bullshit. The WSJ should be ashamed for publishing it. Where is this letter? Would you be shocked to learn they never showed it to us before publishing it? Does anyone honestly believe this sounds like Donald Trump?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Wall Street Journal has published the letter: "Lawyers for Epstein's estate have given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book" wsj.com/us-news/law/ep…
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Say you've never had an orgasm without saying you've never had an orgasm:
The Transformed Wife 🦋 (@godlywomanhood) profile pictureThe Transformed Wife 🦋
@godlywomanhood10 Jul 2025
Replying to @AngelaPaxtonTX
Red flags I see: She is a senator from Texas which means she’s not home much. There are always two sides to every story. She talked about loving herself (which isn’t biblical) and that it would be a dishonor to God to stay in the marriage. It would be honoring to her children to divorce their dad???
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Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) profile picture
Wu Tang is for the Children
@WUTangKids21 Jun 2025
A stupid masked ICE Nazi in LA forgets to put his unmarked car in park…..
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Billy Liucci (@billyliucci) profile pictureBilly Liucci@billyliucci1 Apr 2025
Replying to @AmandaMAtwell
You can ratio me into the sun but I stand my ground. This wasn't that far off when I said it.
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Austin FC (@AustinFC) profile pictureAustin FC
@AustinFC23 Mar 2025
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Awww, did someone hurt your soft feelings?
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmusk22 Mar 2025
Replying to @ThomasMHern
I’ve had enough. Lawsuit inbound.
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washingtonpost.com/politics/… @libsoftiktok it's always those trans people!!!
State senator resigns after being charged with soliciting sex from a minor

State senator resigns after being charged with soliciting sex from a minor

Republican lawmaker Justin Eichorn was caught in a sting operation, allegedly soliciting sex from a 17-year-old girl, who turned out to be a law enforcement officer.

washingtonpost.com
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Three Year Letterman
@3YearLetterman17 Mar 2025
This man needs to be around dogs like Ted Kennedy needed to be around a handle of Wild Turkey, car keys, and a bridge #CatturdFacts
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Her tweet was definitely NOT a comment from a woman who got caught jerking off a guy in a public theater in front of children. That would just be nuts if true!
Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) profile pictureLauren Boebert
@laurenboebert15 Mar 2025
A blow like that would’ve laid Biden out!
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😂😂😂😂 X Algorithms are working overtime to cherry pick.....what a giant titty baby Melon Musk is
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😂😂 I heard the entire C-Suite at @UHC showers with their bathing suit on
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) profile pictureKristi Yamaguccimane
@TheWapplehouse11 Feb 2025
Every single employee at United Health prefers Kraft Parmesan over the real thing. Also the new CEO cums when he takes a shit.
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Mueller, She Wrote
@MuellerSheWrote11 Feb 2025
Oh. Would be a shame if everyone shared this everywhere while trump and Eric Adams try to work out a deal.
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Awwww, the incel trash can stopped me from replying.....what a snow flake titty baby
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Mmmmmmm, can't wait to taste $20 eggs, aka "success"
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn31 Jan 2025
Reporter: You promised Americans you would to try to reduce costs.. Trump: Tariffs don’t cause inflation. Tariffs cause success. There could some temporary short term disruption. And people understand that
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🤣🤣🤣 @EvilMopacATX
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This aged well....
Brent Corrado (@BrentCorrado) profile pictureBrent Corrado@BrentCorrado23 Jul 2021
Replying to @BleacherReport @ChipBrown247
Texas is gonna get smoked in the SEC and I can't wait to watch.
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