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30 something cat lady

London, UK
Joined March 2011
Happy National Black Cat Day! 🐈‍⬛ Black cats are amazing and, as Welsh folklore tells us, bring good luck to the home: "A black cat, I’ve heard it said, Can charm all ill away, And keep the house wherein she dwells From fever’s deadly sway" #NationalBlackCatDay #BlackCatDay #Wales
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Help us show our black cats some love this #NationalBlackCatDay! Meet Burton, Besom, Hawk & Maya. 🖤 Did you know black cats wait longer to be adopted due to people believing they are "bad luck" or not as photogenic? Learn more about these beauties: bit.ly/3HJvpFC
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically, yes. But not really.
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🚨 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MUM CAT AND HER FOUR KITTENS IN E7? 🚨 Two weeks ago, we were alerted to an abandoned cat carrier in a park in E7. When we attended, it was empty and no cats could be found. Since then, a black-and-white mum cat and her four kittens (two black-and-white and two black, at least 12 weeks old) had been regularly seen in the park, and the mother cat had been hopping over the fence into a garden behind for food. However nobody informed us that they were there. We received a report late Thursday evening, after the park had closed, that there was a mother and four kittens there and children had been chasing them. We attended the park on the Friday am but none of the family were there and, sadly, have not been seen since. They haven't returned to their usual feeding spots. Local residents are checking the area daily on our behalf. We're very concerned and desperately want to know they're safe. 🐾 IF YOU SEE THEM: - Please do not approach or attempt to catch them - Take a photo from a safe distance and email [email protected] - If possible, leave food nearby without frightening them away ❗️PLEASE HELP US REACH PEOPLE IN E7. The most important thing you can do right now is share this appeal in local Facebook groups, on Nextdoor and with friends, family and neighbours who live in the area. We need to reach as many local people as possible in the hope that someone knows where this little family is. Any sightings or information, however small, could make all the difference. We just want to know this mum and her four babies are safe. We’ve purposefully left out the name of the park, as we’ve had incidents in the past where well-meaning supporters have gone out looking for cats and unintentionally scared them away. If you’re visiting your local parks in E7 and spot alcats matching this description, please don’t approach them. Instead, take a photo from a safe distance and email [email protected]. ❤️ #E7 #ForestGate #Newham #EastLondon #cat #kittens
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Nobody painted moonlight like John Atkinson Grimshaw. Nobody.
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“Full moon, half moon, total eclipse” I wonder how many British people’s heads this McVitie’s Jaffa Cakes ad has lived in since the last UK 1999 eclipse? 27 years on I still murmur it to myself every time* I hear “total eclipse”.
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My life is just opening my phone to look at something, forgetting what it was I was going to look at, looking at something else instead, closing my phone, then remembering what I was meant to look at, opening my phone to look at it, forgetting what it was I was going to look at, looking at something else instead, closing my phone, then remembering what I was…
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Lisa retweeted
It’s so hot today that if Michael Barrymore invited me round for a pool party I’d go.
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Toru Miyazaki gave 11 cats with advanced kidney disease an experimental injection. 15 others didn’t get it. A year later, 9 of the 11 treated cats were alive. Only 3 of the 15 untreated cats survived. He just filed for approval, and the drug fixes a defect only cats have. Most cats die from one thing: their kidneys fail. By age 10, 4 in 10 cats already have chronic kidney disease, and by age 15, the rate doubles to 8 in 10. Once diagnosed, a cat has about 2 years left. The reason kidney disease hits cats so hard is a broken protein in their blood. All mammals carry a protein that helps the kidneys clean out waste. In humans and dogs, the protein floats freely and goes to work when the kidneys are in trouble. In cats, it stays stuck to another protein and can’t get loose. So the waste piles up, and the kidneys eventually give out. Miyazaki originally found the protein in 1999, back when he was at the University of Tokyo. He figured out the cat-specific glitch in 2015. The paper he published in the Veterinary Journal in February laid out the trial. The injection is a working version of the missing protein. His company, the Institute for AIM Medicine, filed the approval paperwork with Japan’s Ministry of Agriculture on April 24, 2026. If the review clears, the drug goes on sale in spring 2027. The 30-year lifespan figure in the tweet is Miyazaki’s own projection of what cats could reach without kidney disease. The trial only ran a year, and the average cat today lives 15. Most die from the same disease this injection treats. The research almost died in 2020. After running out of funding during COVID, Miyazaki went public. Cat owners across Japan responded by sending in 300 million yen, around 2 million dollars total. He resigned from the University of Tokyo and worked on the drug full time. The treatment in front of regulators today exists because cat lovers refused to let the research die.
An injection that can double a cat’s lifespan to 30 years has been developed Clinical trials have begun, with regulatory approval projected in 2027
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The vaccine addresses kidney disease, the primary cause of death in elder cats. While this would increase the average lifespan of cats by an unknown amount, the claim that it "can double a cat's lifespan" is unverified. u-tokyo.ac.jp/focus/en/featu… greycoatresearch.com/blogs/news/cat…
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Ronnie O’Sullivan: 🏆 7-time World Champion 🏆 8-time UK Champion 🏆 8-time Masters Champion 🏆 1-time Seniors Champion 🏆 41 Ranking Titles ⭐️ 1,330 Century Breaks ⭐️ 17 Maximum Breaks ⭐️ Highest Break: 153 ⏳ Fastest Maximum Break in 5’08’’, unbeaten for 29 years 🐐 The GOAT
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As much as I love Snooker everytime Ronnie O'Sullivan goes out of the world championships it seems to lose something #worldsnookerchampionships – at Grays, East
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You and Tinkerbell @natxxxx
People: "You don't have kids, you can sleep in on weekends" My cat at 5 a.m.:
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This cat is me after I've been awake for 37 seconds
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i watched this when i was 11 and my dad had to sit on the toilet while i showered for a week
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Never forget when Hank Hill struggled to remove the cap on a can of WD-40, he grabbed a smaller can of WD-40 to loosen it 😭
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Only cat owners know how special this moment is
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There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality...
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