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Green-Eyed Ninja

@theamyjay

Kindness Spreader/Mic Dropper

Joined May 2010
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"I can ruin your insignificant damn life but ok why the hell not?" Me agreeing to a date with a 24 year old.
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@MrGeorgeWallaceJun 20
Shout out to algae.
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@MrGeorgeWallaceJul 9
Let he who hasn't held a cage match on his lawn and that shit ruined the grass so he had to quickly build a helipad there cast the first stone and whatnot.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2Jun 25
Who’s in the mood for a quick round of match the nipple to the selfie?
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2Jul 5
Tattoos ? No thanks, the last thing I need is a permanent, illustrated record of my questionable decisions,that’s what my Tweets are for.
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George Wallace
@MrGeorgeWallaceJun 7
Yo' momma's so 🔴 Fat: 46% 🔴 Stupid: 29% 🔴 Ugly: 25% 73% of votes tabulated and whatnot
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2Jun 13
Imagine hating me… and I’m just over here defiling your selfies.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2May 9
Did you do that to your eyebrows or do we need to hire a lawyer.
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George Wallace
@MrGeorgeWallaceMay 23
If your ass still thinks both sides are the same, please give us directions to your magical privilege bubble and whatnot.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2May 25
Yes, I support the mentally ill by retweeting them, next question .
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@anerdonfire2Apr 4
Eventually I had to ask for directions on the road to ruin.
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@MrGeorgeWallaceMar 20
Why were The Flintstones the only cartoon that got a vitamin? I'd eat the hell outta some Mr. Magoo calcium tablets and whatnot.
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Green-Eyed Ninja@theamyjay7 Jul 2016
"The Thing," is my favorite horror movie about a scary noun.
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Green-Eyed Ninja@theamyjay17 Oct 2016
Well, I made it to the end. I swiped all the lefts. All. The. Lefts.
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Green-Eyed Ninja@theamyjay20 Oct 2016
"No, you." Trump
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Green-Eyed Ninja@theamyjay20 Oct 2016
"I can ruin your insignificant damn life but ok why the hell not?" Me agreeing to a date with a 24 year old.
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Green-Eyed Ninja@theamyjay12 Jun 2016
"Who's sniffing who?" My life ATM
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George Wallace
@MrGeorgeWallaceFeb 23
Sick and tired of folks making fun of my people's names. Anyway, gotta go find a birthday gift for my niece, Ozempicia.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trans folks ain't done shit to you
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George Wallace
@MrGeorgeWallaceFeb 27
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Fruit vendors ain't done shit to you.
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2Mar 14
You don’t know what a “wardrobe malfunction” is until you’ve run after the garbage truck wearing just a bathrobe.
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