Theatraverse

Phrases that mean nothing will happen: Leave it with me I’ll have a word I’ll see what I can find I’ll see what I can do Consider it done! I’ll make some calls I’ll think about it Certainly a possibility Let’s come back to that Good idea I’ll let you know! We’ll see I’ll check it out Noted Maybe I’ll get back to you on that Could do, could do… I’ll take that on board Let’s park that for now It’s on my list I’ll definitely keep it in mind Watch this space! Hold that thought I’m doing it as we speak Might see you down there Text me the details I’ll look into it

Various ways a British person responds to being deeply insulted: “Bit harsh” “There’s no need for that” “Unnecessary” “Mate…” “That’s your opinion” “Oh cheers!” “Thanks a bunch” “I beg your pardon” “Steady on” “Well…” “Have you quite finished?” “Fair enough” “That’s uncalled for” “Bit rude” “I’ll put the kettle on” “Wow” “Anything else?” “Right-o” “Thanks for your honesty” “And you’re sure about that?” “Blimey” “Yeah, well, you’re not perfect either” “Charming” “I see” “I’m sorry you feel that way” “Sorry”