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sarah

@theawkwardcap

why don’t you eat a cheez-it and shut the fuck up

Joined January 2018
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@notgwendalupe10h
with Outlook down, it’s time to be like Kelly Rowland and start sending emails through Excel
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Don’t care, WE will be watching “The Muppet Christmas Carol” instead
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@VarietyNov 10
“Ebenezer” has officially premiered, and reviews for the Johnny Depp-led film are largely positive among members of the film press, who are praising the star’s return to Hollywood as a “wickedly fun holiday treat” that functions as a “strong comeback vehicle for its star.” variety.com/2026/film/news/e…
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the new glade scent i bought is too strong and i have a headache
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And I mean it when I say if anything happens to these two, there will be an issue!!
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amen to that #TheGildedAge
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just my daily reminder that being in the same room as audra mcdonald is like being in the same room as god
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sir you are so close to someone with TB this wedding needs to happen wtf #TheGildedAge
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lans ⓸@trinkeffieNov 5
and thank you usa midterms for bringing the 2026 veep renaissance
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the fact that the insults veer towards timothy simons’ appearance which he couldn’t help makes it all the more hilarious
Frank (@kentflux) profile pictureFrank@kentfluxNov 5
Everybody posting their favourite Veep clips so here's mine
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they should've invented more emmy categories just so she could have a hundred
issa phae (@petalsforissa) profile pictureissa phae@petalsforissaNov 6
still the craziest line i’ve ever heard
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America is experiencing Knicks in 5 collectively right now
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TEXAS IS OFFICIALLY BLUE
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what twitter feels like tonight
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i havent libbed out like this in so many years...
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m@bigllittleliesOct 31
SHES OUT AGAIN
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only girlies in the theater for you can see everything just like god intended
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well go get amc a list and watch a movie
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@DailyMailOct 27
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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everyday i’m reminded tracy letts is living my ideal life
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randy@woahokrandySep 28
I’m on the edge with you… *teresa saxophone solo*
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