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@thebayle

Two children stacked on top of each other. Shaman. Soothsayer. We do that gas mask sticker.

 Atlanta
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Joined May 2008
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If armed thugs had cornered me, I would simply disarm them and use their weapons against them. Simple.
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St.George & the Dragon ----------------------------- Saint George is a long-time icon for us. Lots of good symbolism here. Now in the shop. #stgeorge ift.tt/2NiugmI
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Banned from Marta for threateningly twirling a lasso at every train that arrives.
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I hate it when the sheriff deputizes me to corral the posse of horse rustlers that are holed up in the old saloon.
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Just got hired by the queer eye guys. I’m gonna be the sixth one and whenever they do a makeover I'll be the one to go through the person's steam library and tell them which games suck.
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During breakfast hours I like to use my molars to crush seeds and fibrous fruits, while my incisors handle any puncturing or tearing required.
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Look at any recent photo of John Bolton: Try not to burst out laughing. Now try to not burst out crying.
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music trivia: the John Coltrane album blue train is about Thomas the Tank Engine.
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Under Nixon in ‘68, the GOP responded to Civil Rights progress by claiming to speak for the “Moral Majority” (white people). They started down this road long ago. Today they are clearly the Immoral Minority, and we need to vote them out.
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I turn the lights down low. I drop the needle on a beautiful Beach House record. I use my good hand to tuck a single red rose into my other hand, which looks exactly like a rat paw. I begin to hobble towards you.
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Sci-fi author: In my novel there’s computers that kick mega ass, and they look cool. People in 100 years: incredible. how did he predict that?
I need a litmus test on whether or not this is flirting: "why are you not at work? where are your pants?"
To join my gang, you need to be able to recite the alphabet without singing the song. 😎
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Barb wire – now there’s some bad ass wire.
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you haven't experienced life until you've seen Muppet outtakes
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Chemtrails are real, and they’re responsible for girls not wanting to play magic the gathering with me
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If the zombie apocalypse happened I would head straight to the cologne section at the mall and try on the colognes without the manager getting involved. No middle man. Simple.
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Just inked a deal with the fire department to use only San Pellegrino if I guarantee them 5 house fires per year.
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Art is great when you’re hanging out with your friends and everyone gets inspired off the art — so incomparable.
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I refuse to see the humor in being tickled
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