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Joined June 2025
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This and a 5’9” blonde and UV 11 and listening to Jimmy Buffett on the back of a 60’ Tiara and mass deportations
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if you're ever gonna honeypot me for intellectual property secrets, send one like this plz
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Palestine flag guy hates the concept of a close knit white family huh
I can't imagine a worse fate than being born to a Mormon family
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Sometimes if I see my boys (my mutuals) with 0 likes on the tl I show them love because I want all my dogs eating
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I don’t joke about suicide but I am going to kill myself the next time I hear No Broke Boys
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Current reels lineup: whores, steaks, and heli skiing
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How about we pause land sales to foreign nationals and foreign corporations first thanks
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Texas Governor-elect Gina Hinojosa requests to pause state land sales to Elon Musk.
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Someone give me good DM game
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Does Kalshi have odds on Clavicular’s girlfriend breaking up with him
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It's a real shame that this part of America is full of the most insufferable dipshits on the face of the planet.
yearning for this specific part of north america harder than most people yearn for romance
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The daughter of Peña, ex president of Paraguay lmfaooo:
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You’re letting on too many fat bitches @raya
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Can’t stop laughing at the Anakin memes
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Jar jar is actually one of the most realistic characters for our time. He's an incompetent retard from a jungle country who is given a position of political power by a female bureaucrat who thinks he will be an amazing leader if just given the right opportunity.
“Jar-Jar Binks is just as intelligent as you Anakin, he just needs proper education”
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Inviting a girl over to watch LosPollosTV reels
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Hot women only please send me your Halloween costumes
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The Learjet crash audio is the worst thing I have ever heard and it’s not close
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At a Halloween house party and I shit you not the one black guy here is dressed as a prisoner I can’t make this up
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Addy Kate in Kirby Smart costume send tweet
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