bumblebee

#burn #megatron for #macklemore

is this what macklemore died for, megatron?

macklemore wouldnt be happy about this

megatron i *heterosexually embraces arcee* want you to aCCEPT OUR LIFESTYLE

uwu

kisses @bizarrecee seductively

is this megatron

banannibal chau

you slow me down, ill drop you like a sack of banana shit

in four days, we could be seeing bananas every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes

in the beginning, the banana attacks were spaced by 24 weeks, then 12, then 6, then every two weeks. the last one in iacon, was a week.

unlike most people, id like to see a banana alive, and up close someday!

to fight bananas, we created bananas of our own

by the time tanks, jets, and missiles took down the bananas, three cities were destroyed

when alien life first entered cybertron it was from deep inside a banana

turns out i was looking in the wrong direction

when i was a kid, whenever id feel small or lonely, id look up to the stars and wonder if there was life out there.