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Bringing this back cause I have more followers. Is this what the burnerverse calls “shrink”? #SlightTipSlip
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These were MY 🥷 man!! Jaime Jacquez we will see you in HELL
Once upon a time…
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I'm a firm believer that everything doesn't happen the way it does if not for him. "New York, We Here" felt as important a moment as any in the lead up to all of this.
IDC, I’m gonna clap it up for Julius every time. Hope when he’s retired he’s back at MSG chilling with the Knicks legends. When he said “We Here” in that sparse MSG during COVID, it was bleak time on the court and outside. It felt like Julius was burning sage through the whole building with that. An all-time Knicks moment.
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The Internet - Get Away [2015] ⛅️
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go vote. polls are open until 9PM.
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I need to see JT traded to the giants I will explode
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It’s Election Day. Go vote!
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He put on the heaviest jersey in the league when no one else wanted to— when KD said “the Knicks aren’t the cool thing right now.” Thank you Julius Randle. “NEW YORK WE HERE”
Mike Breen: "Julius Randle…5 years with Knicks, 3 All-Star teams, twice All-NBA, 2021 averaged 24-10-6 and 41% from 3…one of the great individual lines in Knicks history…He deserves credit for helping start the turnaround…Randle started the Knicks back on the success route"
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Prayers up for Lions LB Jack Campbell
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EVERYBODY RUN AND FUCKIGN HIDE RIGHT NOW. ITS HAPPENING. THERES ZOMBIES AND FUCKING VAMNPIRES AND MONSTERS EVERYWHERE. THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
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Just saw a kid trick-or-treating without a bag, best Evan Mobley costume I’ve ever seen
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is 39 too old to trick or treat
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Lmaoo punked by kids thats CRAZYYY
🚨 Myron Gaines was streaming at Penn State University, got frightened by some college kids and suffered an emotional meltdown He then bragged to his stream about how much of a badass he was.
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Dudes throw on a jersey and call it a halloween costume
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I’m wylin if I go trick or treating tonight?
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At a whores house party and just pissed in her laundry detergent
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Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
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53 year drought and how this OKC shit has flipped so fast is a good reminder to not take the Knicks winning the title for granted even when they're playing like super dummies to start this season.
Jdub unlikely to be himself through next year If Chet’s treatment doesn’t work and he needs surgery he’s also unlikely to be himself through next year Caruso and Hartenstein are gone next year October 25th. 2026 m our window as the best team ever closed
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R.I.P. MF DOOM 6 years ago today 🕊️
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