HE WHO SITS IN HEAVEN LAUGHS !! RN 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 MUFC un être humain
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-2 degree nights in November just makes me wonder what’s to come in January/February, we’re about to see the night king
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Clinton Joshua could have fooled me, for someone who never wanted to be an actor, this guy is acting like like he's Nollywood’s next worst villain. All he needed to prove himself was an Akay Mason's touch #FiveFigurines
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There is no cool way to chase your dreams , it is ugly , difficult and embarrassing.
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This is the Nigerian Christmas movie I need somebody to produce🤧
A Nigerian Christmas romance about an independent, 30+ career-driven Igbo woman in tech who lives in Lagos or Abuja and travels home to the East for Christmas. While there, she meets a handsome, decent, hardworking Igbo man. Not an Odogwu paranran, please. Just a genuinely good-looking, charming, family-oriented man.
I need the movie to capture EVERYTHING about Christmas in the East: the festivities, village celebrations, Ogene, markets, food, music, family gatherings, beautifully built mansions and all the Christmas excitement. I want the full experience!
Her parents should be wealthy business owners in Aba, perhaps dealing in building materials or lace fabrics. The love interest, on the other hand, should be a man who studied engineering but resigned from his offshore job to take over his late father’s spare-parts business. He’s muscular and charming, with younger sisters in university whom he’s very protective of.
Now, here’s how I want them to meet:
Her father’s driver falls ill just as she’s arriving for Christmas, so her father asks a family friend to pick her up from the Port Harcourt airport. Our handsome man volunteers to do the honours. 😂
He’s actually the son of one of her father’s longtime friends, but she doesn’t know him because he only became close to her father after she’d moved away for work. Following his father’s death, he took over the family business and began leaning on her father for advice, which strengthened their relationship.
And please, let it be LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT for him. The moment he sees her at the airport, he’s gone. Her case is different, though. 😂 She’s got an attitude, is independent, a little difficult to impress and absolutely not looking for a relationship.
I need the slow burn, the Christmas romance, the family dynamics, the Igbo culture and, above all, a beautiful love story that makes you want to pack your bags and go home for Christmas.
PLEASE, SOMEBODY MAKE THIS MOVIE!😭🤧
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I’m big on cancel culture and I have very high esteem for myself, that’s why I block celebrities that support APC.
From Olamide, Toke Makinwa, Eniola Badmus, Toyin Abraham et al; you cannot catch me participating in anything that concerns them.
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Let it be known that this man went to jail for using car keys to sexually assault a child and this foolish woman married and birthed for him after his jail time.
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According to Catholic teachings, is there any difference between tattoos and mutilation?
Yes, the Catholic Church separates tattoos from mutilation.
Mutilation destroys or permanently disables a healthy body part. The Church strictly forbids this because our bodies are gifts from God meant to stay whole (unless surgery is needed to save a life).
Tattoos only add ink to the skin without harming how the body works. There is no Catholic ban on tattoos, they are fine as long as the design isn't offensive, anti-Christian, or done in an unsafe way that harms your health.
Mutilation damages God's design. A tattoo just decorates it.
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Big congratulations to every nurse who just passed their council exams! 🥳❤️
My candid advice to you especially if relocating to Canada is part of your japa plan, is to start your MSc as soon as possible. Don’t put yourself under pressure to start preparing for the NCLEX just yet. Leave that one.
Get your master’s degree first. There are a few universities that don’t require an NYSC certificate for admission such as Miva.
By the time you’re done with your internship and NYSC, you’ll likely have completed your two years of work experience and already have an MSc to your name.
I’m sharing this because it’s something I genuinely wish someone had told me when I was at your stage. No better time to start your MSc than right now!!! If you also experience delay in going for internship, don’t sit at home doing nothing, enroll in a french school❤️
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If you are a Nigerian and you attend a concert hosted by any Nigerian artist this December, you are a foöl.
I have not seen a completely useless industry like the entertainment industry here.
The reason they remain relevant is that we don’t keep them on their toes. So they do as they like, come online to do giveaways whenever it pleases them, and flaunt their luxurious lifestyles and vehicles for you people to debate about who is richer and who drives more expensive cars.
The radio silence from your celebrities is very intentional. Since Tinubu came into power, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Asake, Tems, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Rema, Adekunle Gold, Zlatan, BNXN, and EVERY other person in that industry have said absolutely nothing about the government. Not a single criticism, not even an attempt to encourage their fans to get their PVCs. Lmao, they can’t even publicly tell their fans to vote for a candidate because most of them are friends with people in Aso Rock.
You see how I did not mention the likes of Davido, Olamide, Ajebo Hustlers, Teni, Dandizzy, and Duncan Mighty? These ones are not even subtle about their support for APC and Tinubu. They are either friends with ST, take APC gigs, or dine with Tinubu himself.
If not for the fact that we are very unserious people, no one should be taking Davido seriously after that gimmick he pulled during the Osun State election.
All of them in that industry don’t rate you people, especially those of you who act like fatherless children defending some of them on social media every time.
The election is in January. Most of them will travel out of the country, then, after the election, they’ll come back to host shows, collect money from you people who are suffering, and come on stage at 3 a.m. after keeping you standing from 10 p.m. They might even kick some of you in the face.
But I guess Nigerians have a humiliation kink. If you hold these people accountable and keep them on their toes, they will be on their best behaviour. But then, there’s nothing like cancel culture here anyway.
Nigerian celebrities, pastors, and politicians are God’s favourites. They hit the jackpot by having people like you in their lives.
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If the Ark of the Covenant was considered so holy because it held the written Word of God, how much holier must Mary be, who carried the Word of God made flesh in her womb? 🙏
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I’ve actually never seen a pregnant Chinese woman. I never knew there’s a reason for that in Chinese culture.
I personally don’t believe that pregnant women or nursing mothers should be going to work. It’s a mark of a broken, money-obsessed society that pregnant women are made to work.
This is so impressive to watch:
