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Showreel Update - 3rd Edition
This is a reflection of my growth in this creative field. With every creation, my obsession with motion design increases. Let us do great work together this year. Cheers.
We were designed to focus on the earth. Whatever afterlife exists is as much my business as my coming here was.
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They always show themselves.
Every single time.
Like clockwork.
No matter how long the performance, inevitably, they will mark attendance.
Las las, we all know exactly what we are doing in this space.
Make I continue my revolutionary work.
It's just too many productive hands unplugged from our collective progress for a nation such as ours.
Every generation has preachers fit for them. The higher the intellectual capacity of the audience, the lesser the reliance on crude sleights of hand and a gentler leaning towards reasoning and blatant unverifiability. The end game is the same. Dampen their desire for collective justice while they are alive and capable of enforcing it.
You were told you could freely pick any coloured ball of your choice but there's mostly red balls and a few green balls in that bag. If you don't open that bag wide enough to see the setup, you'd think Nigerians are addicted to religion and comedy.
But but -
"That is not who a christian is"
"That is not what democracy is"
said those trying to fix what is working as designed.
You were given a carrot to aim for while you ultimately become the mule that knowingly or unknowingly transports the luggage. Work done. Carrot still ahead.
The best slave is the one armed with the tools to keep himself a slave. Very efficient, very cost effective. There is the door. No, it is a wall. There is the wall, no it is a door. Then he runs into the wall and dies. The end.
Everything within my control, I will do. But there's always that driver, that builder, that vendor, that somebody whose entire world is in a freefall and cares little of bashing into you on their way to the end.
Give up on your billionaire dreams or get ready to walk up a mountain of bodies to make that happen, that is if you don't eventually join the landfill yourself.
To be born and immediately accused of an original sin is the first religious debt that would launch a lifetime of cleansing and all the fees that come with the service.
Chizzy James retweeted
This is the kind of "opposition" Nigerians love. Sue the presidency in a court that is under the authority of the Chief Justice who is appointed by the presidency.
1,000 motion, 0 movement.
If you tell them that they'd get a much bigger result if they came out in numbers and blockaded the US embassy in Abuja like the Nigeriens did the French embassy in Niamey 3 years ago, they'll tell you "Why don't you come to Nigeria and do it yourself? CIA man!"
Make una continue to dey whine una selves. Continue to "hold your leaders accountable" by suing them in Kekere-Ekun's court, and "voting them out" with an INEC that receives funding from the US government under a commissioner that is an APC member.
And when it doesn't work, do it again. If it didn't work the first 569,000 times you already did it, try it another 697,000,000 times. When you're reaching the end of the 55 years you are statically likely to survive as a Nigerian and you're finally realising nothing has changed, instead of telling your kids to do the opposite of what you did, tell them "nIgEriA iS cUrSed, dO aNythInG yOu cAn tO mOvE tO cAnaDa".
Very wise people, Nigerians. 🥲
The ants in the bottle that got shook only know how to hold each other accountable but not the hand. The hand gets a free pass.
We always have something to say about churches because they always have something to say about everything. The power they wield permeates everything from your sleeping arrangement to refusing blood donations that would have kept your mother alive.
Perhaps we are the ones wrestling with good and evil while the entity responsible for everything just wants you fully engaged with the business of existence.
If religion didn't make large populations docile and predictable, we would treat good and evil as the assets that they are in ruthlessly chasing after our collective interests.
I used to have short bursts of visions where a large wet blanket falls slowly across Nigeria. Thick and heavy, it descends on our heads. We adapt, crouch and move forward under the weight till the blanket finally rests on us, spreading us flat in the gutters so we squirm and navigate like maggots.
It makes no sense to me why the average discourse among Nigerian youths is sport. Like cancer patients obsessed with bubble wraps. Fgs you're literally burning in hell. We should all be firemen.






