Honor the veterans - today is their day. youtu.be/IgE7Cj_DYGY
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BREAKING: CNN just exposed Donald Trump for agreeing to a deal with Canada that had already been negotiated by President Biden. Donald Trump, for all his bluster, received nothing in return. This is yet another example of Trump’s incompetence.
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Senator John Cornyn just TRASHED Donald Trump for driving the Republican Party off a cliff ahead of the midterms. The MAGA movement is in a free fall. Grab your popcorn. This is amazing.
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A message to all sane Republicans:
He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.
He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.
He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.
He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.
He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.
He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.
He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.
He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.
His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.
He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.
His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.
He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.
He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.
It’s time to start talking.
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🚨NEW: The Kennedy Family, led by Former Rep. Joe Kennedy (D-MA), is suing to block Trump’s triumphal arch, claiming it would cast a shadow over JFK’s grave.
RETWEET if you stand with @JoeKennedy against Donald Trump!
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
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Apparently this segment from SNL’s Weekend Update is upsetting to Elon Musk and his fans.
Be a shame if this went viral.
“The unexpected leak raises a question: How does a comedian keep a performance private when even a phone-free policy can’t guarantee it?”
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The Sounds of Silence: When a Comedy Booker Won’t Respond linkedin.com/pulse/sounds-si… via @LinkedIn
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Road Gigs: Beware, Rough Waters | How To Be A Working Comic #31 youtu.be/0BItSBCW6gU?si=bopl… via @YouTube
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Midway Airport Music Loop 7 youtu.be/shSuuJImf3k?si=OTSF… via @YouTube
George Clooney’s response after Donald Trump called him a "Hollywood elite"
"He was the guy that came to the bars and asked me about which cocktail waitress was single. You know, that’s who he was"
"I have his phone number in my phone book"
"This is back in the 90s. Not that long. No. Back in the 2000s, quite honestly"
"And so there’s this party that just goes well, that guy shouldn’t be president. But I was wrong. And he was"
"And our democracy, I believe, paid a price certainly around the world"
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Good morning and Happy Saturday to everyone who agrees that trump's pick of Stephen Miller as WH Chief of Staff means his brains are mush and he doesn't give a damn because Stephen Miller is just an evil, mean, miserable jackass.
2028 will be LIT.
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BREAKING: A top GOP official just said on a hot mic, "Stephen Miller as chief-of-staff is game over. In 2028 Democrats will win 500 electoral votes and a Senate supermajority. They learned no lessons from Tuesday. America didn't vote for more Stephen 'Nosferatu Goebbels' Miller."
Talk about a career path change!!! Yee-haw!!!
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