Angela May Chen

Yes!! RT @chrisjche: Or someone needs to create seedless mangos.

I wish mangos were designed more like avocados. It would make consumption so much more efficient. #fruitdesignproblems

Overheard after Bay to Breakers: "You wanna go snuggle and watch Batman now?" "Totally."

How do I even get work injuries like this?! Hop off a table barefoot, land on blade of industrial size tape dispenser, slice open my foot

3.) I met someone whose legal middle name was "Danger." My reaction was similar to when I met an actual John Smith. Are you even real?

2.) I dreamed about finding money and then I found $2 on the ground the next day. Ka-ching! Dream come true!

My weekend in 3 tweets. 1) My barber buzzed off some ear while giving me a haircut. (H)earcut?

Connected to everything, but not part of anything.

You know what would be better than Cochella? Phochella. That'd be souper. 🍲🍲🍲

My life story at the salsa bar. Fill cup to top. Close lid. Salsa explosion. Retry. Tomatopocalypse. Throw cup away. Repeat with new cup.

Today I brainstormed how to choreograph dancing pieces of bread for a video. Sometimes I love my job.

And here's a photo to go along with that last tweet. (via behance.net/gallery/emoji-na…)

Game of Thrones stole all my friends. No one is available to do anything else on Sunday nights now.

Doodling a piz'za mind now "@saltyheath: @thegreatidea Take a 10 minute intermission from the Kierkegaard. Doodle some pizzas or something.”

Anxiety is like licking the crevices of death.

My new email sign off is going to be "Plant you now, dig you later."

I Should vs I Must. Job vs Career vs Calling. Professional obligation vs moral obligation. Hmm. medium.com/medium-long/90c75…