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Bisexual and boring. Fanfic fanatic. Multi-fandom, PhD in Destiel, graduate studies in Hollanov. Fuck ICE, free Palestine, free Luigi

30s | she/her
Joined February 2023
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My brother in Christ, do I have a website for you to check out in 2-4 weeks
can Superman safely bottom for a regular human, like does he have enough control of his ass muscles to let a cock in and not risk crushing it if he spasms? would he use kryptonite like poppers? when will DC answer these important questions???
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Some more snippets from my WIPs folder: Deep in the situationship trenches and Ilya is pacing around his hotel room like a dog waiting for it’s person to come home
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HC: post retirement, Ilya gets really involved in the Russian cultural center. He plays chess w/ the elderly folks, trades recipes and gossip w/ the other parents, and ends up as one of the sitters/daycare teachers, doing language immersion for kids/grandkids of immigrants
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and to just enjoy some form of creative expression. I post it to share with others and hope it brightens their day or entertains them or makes them feel something. Everyone is too fucking uptight about all this, like have a gracious heart or just stay out of fandom
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Mae | obsessive in a normal way retweeted
I can’t believe people are claiming that sharing Google drives or docs are looting 😭😭bro what’s the point of fan fiction if fans can’t read it? Didn’t ao3 start bc fans wanted to archive deleted works so fans could enjoy it? This isn’t a popularity contest.
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the thing i'm like fundamentally pro piracy and i don't understand why would i make an exception for fanfiction if im being honest lol
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Cannot understand why the girlies are on some ACAB bullshit and reporting downloaded fics as copyright infringement??? Leave fandom expeditiously, this shit is not for you
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When ao3 comes back im gonna eat that dead dove
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Everyone just needs to remember not to be TOO good at your jobs while ao3 is down. God forbid we do well, get a promotion and accidentally become more important at work. We have too much to catch up next month
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They do have a breath holding competition, btw, and St. Simon has to call it before they pass out
Replying to @thegreenempty
From my 5+1, outsider POV of people seeing them be insane, competitive, possessive, assholes
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I haven’t posted any fics since June but that’s only because I currently have 8 different WIPs that I’m slowly working on simultaneously, a bit at a time. Since we’re all starving bc of the outage, I’ll share some screen shots of ones that are nearest to complete/posting
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From my 5+1, outsider POV of people seeing them be insane, competitive, possessive, assholes
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From my hungover, 2x Cup winner Shane texts with Ilya after a night of celebration fic
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Mae | obsessive in a normal way retweeted
ilya can be perverted but shane is a Pervert. it’s important we make that distinction
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In my crackfics this is Marly’s best non-hockey friend 😊
Daniel Radcliffe shows off his abs and his tighty-whities on his show
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