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ur local 22 year old Chilean jew πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ Pup Ryder Bones ‼️‼️‼️ MNDI @thatguyyalt https://teapawt.net/t.co/CIPJ2UPFMW

Houston, TX
Joined October 2024
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how it feels to quote tweets
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ROKU CITY JUST WENT BLUE
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all the states were outside with their cousins flipping omg πŸ˜­πŸ’™
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I want you @jamestalarico
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we’re digging up Charlie Kirk and doing it again
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Lizzo music sounding good asfff tonight
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I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THEE, TEXAS, ONE STATE UNDER GOD, ONE AND INDIVISIBLE
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This blue wave has me feeling patriotic as fuck
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Replying to @tombraider
CORRECTION: Lara uses they/them pronouns, we apologize for the error in the post!
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if texas turns blue today i’m getting blackout drunk at a bucees
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life is worth living
Democrats reclaim control of the U.S. House. (via @DecisionDeskHQ)
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Slayyyter teases her next single β€˜hey boyyy.’
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PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN YOUR BIO
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date idea: we finish all the resident evil games together
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hey…
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Every day we’re bombarded on here with takes about how gay men are super misogynists and every weekend gay bars are flooded with women who feel safer there
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its soo funny when straight women do the gay men are men schtick cus ask them their opinion on bi men they'll give you 80s aids level queerphobia
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