Heel Sheet

WWE considered naming Jeff Cobb "Jeff Omos" despite already employing Omos. The option was dropped after officials realized Omos was an existing wrestler, not a surname available for reassignment. #WWE

Dominik Mysterio is seeking new citizenship after Team Mexico and Team USA both rejected him for Survivor Series. He is now considering countries that don't have WWE teams, where he believes the competition for a roster spot will be less intense. #WWE

Royce Keys called out Roman Reigns on Raw because he assumed Roman wasn't scheduled to work. Keys had prepared a challenge, not a confrontation. When Reigns actually appeared, the entire plan fell apart. Keys is expected to check the attendance sheet next time. #WWERaw

WWE is considering adding a third night to WrestleMania to shorten the event. The plan would spread matches across three shorter broadcasts, increasing the total hours of programming. Three separate kickoff shows are also under consideration. #WWE

Chris Jericho is reportedly preparing to debut a new persona in AEW. After Lionheart, Y2J, Le Champion, The Wizard, The Ocho and The Learning Tree, Jericho appears ready to introduce yet another version of himself. #AEWDynamite

Triple H has emerged as competition for Dana White in the White House press secretary search. Triple H would tell reporters to trust the long-term plan. White would tell them they don't understand the situation. Both have plenty of press conference experience. #WWE

Brandi Rhodes' cryptic post has fans expecting Cody to turn heel. At home, however, Brandi considers the turn complete: he never takes out the garbage and keeps leaving the toilet seat up. WWE has not announced a timetable for either issue. #WWE

Dominik Mysterio accuses Rey Mysterio of not paying child support and demands nearly three decades of back payments. Rey maintains he covered Dominik's living expenses throughout childhood. Dominik argues that none of the money was paid directly to him. #WWE

Nikki Bella says the toughest part of dating John Cena was that she could never see him. Dinner dates required faith, red-carpet photos were confusing, and she accepted a WrestleMania proposal by following the sound of his voice. #wwe

Tony Khan believes he has finally found the secret to beating WrestleMania: wait for WWE to leave the country. With WrestleMania 43 in Saudi Arabia, he's preparing to celebrate an AEW victory on American soil before announcing a show. #AEW

Eva Marie is open to a wrestling return, but Triple H and Tony Khan have yet to return her calls. She wants a contract with a lot of zeros. So far, the only zero involved is the number of callbacks. #prowrestling

Darby Allin was thrown off the cage through tables at AEW Blood & Guts. Fans briefly looked up before asking what else happened on Dynamite. Some are now demanding a truly shocking stunt: Allin walking to the back without falling off anything. #AEWDynamite

The Miz ended his 45-match losing streak on WWE Main Event. Fans were stunned by two developments: Miz finally won, and Main Event apparently still exists. Kit Wilson scored the pin, so Miz’s singles drought remains intact. #wwe

WWE considered holding WarGames at Crown Jewel in Saudi Arabia. The logo was finished before anyone noticed how "WAR GAMES" looked above "SAUDI ARABIA." WWE kept the match in Houston. The graphics department has been asked to stop forwarding the design. #WWECrownJewel

TKO says not every decision is about maximizing profit. WWE's Crown Jewel is live from Saudi Arabia this Saturday. An internal list of decisions made without regard for money remains unfinished, but sponsorships for the list are available. #WWE

Steven Borden must license Sting's iconic face paint from his own father before wearing it in the ring. The agreement covers the paint only. The trench coat, baseball bat, and dramatic pointing at the rafters all cost extra. #AEWDynamite

A wrestling fan has stopped trying to improve at anything after Kurt Angle said it's okay to suck sometimes. He has quit practicing, lowered his expectations, and now considers every failure a tribute to the Olympic gold medalist. #wrestling

Tony Khan is upset that WWE moved NXT to Wednesday night, but the issue has nothing to do with television ratings. With AEW Blood & Guts airing at the same time, he now has to record NXT and avoid spoilers until after his own show. #AEWDynamite

WWE has ordered edits to Friday's taped SmackDown after discovering the show contains too much wrestling. Producers are shortening matches to make room for entrances, backstage conversations and commercial breaks, which have been approved without changes.#WWE

WWE referees have complained to Triple H about false Money in the Bank cash-ins and may take it to Nick Khan. One anonymous referee says this isn't what they signed up for and insists AEW and TNA refs are treated much better. #WWE