Legal student; paralegal; esthetician; mom; wife; blogger. I live for sarcasm and caffeine. These two things get me through the day - sometimes!
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Joined November 2011
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While it’s not my normal #keto friendly treat, this #macaron was probably the best I’ve ever had 😍🥰 #worthit @ Le Macaron French Pastries St Augustine instagram.com/p/CHVTXDBAg43/… – at St Augustine, FL
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People ask why I respond to rude people on twitter. I’ll tell you.
People have always been mean like this. When I was a kid my parents wouldn’t let me respond because they said I was better than that
Well, I wasn’t better than that and now I’m an adult and I do what I want 😂 – at Nashville, TN
My 6 year old said he wants a baby sibling. To give him a better idea of what this would mean for him, I played 30 minutes of baby crying sounds loudly outside his door at 7:15 this morning. I think he’s over the idea for a while 😂😂😂 #LifeLessons #boymom #thingskidssay
When You drive on a toll road, one tends to have certain expectations - mainly that there is either obvious improvement happening or that the road isn’t so heinous that I could pave a better one myself. Yes @PolkCountyFL I’m referring to you 😂😭 #cryingontheinside
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#GameofThrones actors after reading the finale script thinking it’s all a joke! But seriously that was the worst display of lazy writing 😭 #GameOfThonesFinale #GOTSeasonFinale
😂😂😂 #legit
I hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them. Why don’t you go fix the holes in our economy robert.
Made it out to @ZooTampa #christmasinthewild and it was an amazing time for all!! Head over to the blog to see what they have to offer! heididee.com/2018/12/16/zoot…
What are your favorite #holidayseason traditions?? See our #Top5 non-traditional #Traditions on the blog!! heididee.com/2018/12/09/holi…
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#dying 😂😂😂
Inventor: so a flying balloon
Me: I’m with you
Inventor: big flame over your head
Me: sounds good
Inventor: no steering
Me: excellent
Inventor: *snorting coke* and you’re in a wicker basket
Me: i’m in
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#truth 🤷♀️😂😂😂
What I mean when I say I’m “cleaning the house”: pick up 2 things, sit for 30 min. Put away 4 dishes, look at social media for an hour. Start a load of laundry, take a nap 😅😂🤷🏻♀️
Kid: Mom my foot fingers look funny. Me: Um what??? Kid: My foot fingers (points to toes) Me: 😂😂😂😂 #thingskidssay #momlife #parenting #kidquotes #fromthemouthsofbabes #lifewithboys #boymom
