i jest, a bit

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ok usually I'm not superstitious but tapping the pack as it opens on @pumpfun definitely boosts your odds of getting a good pull
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this is good for a $CATE pair runner sneeb mode
Scientists reveal the Sneeb
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GzQZMp4Et3wE8VCp9iaoxxpN2WmmYtjNuDZkuNHkpump
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get in loser we're bringing back buying the right coin and waking up to a 100x without being vamped 12 times
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not paying dex on shit ever again if you're not looking at coins on the @pumpfun app i have no interest in appealing to you anyway
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yoooo!!!! first pull on the @pumpfun gacha and I got a PSA 10 PikaJew worth $6,000,000 absolutely insane
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the same day @pumpfun adds packs a Pikachu Jew card goes viral? yeah run that
A closer look at the card. The texture! 👌
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down so bad i can't even pay the blue checkmark bill
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I just have like 0 interest in trading in this market its all astroturfed sloppa
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the director is in control
Good, now put the SpaceX technology on my memecoins.
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you're not really bullish if you're not as schizo and delusional about your bags as XRP holders
🚨🚨 YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP! 🤯 Trump’s NEW White House Press Secretary, Katie Zacharia, just said $58.9 BILLION ON LIVE TELEVISION! FIVE. EIGHT. NINE. Of all the numbers in the world, 589 somehow makes its way into an official White House briefing.
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Am Yisrael Chai, bitch #paid
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its white boy fucking winter nigga LOCK IN
Kid Rock and Eminem are teaming up on a Christian album, despite being on opposite sides of the political aisle. The longtime Detroit friends have known each other for nearly 40 years, and Kid Rock says they made a pact long ago to never let politics destroy their friendship. Now, he's bringing Eminem into his new faith-based project, "Halfway 2 Jesus," hoping their unlikely collaboration sends a message to a divided country. Kid Rock also reveals what inspired his renewed focus on faith and his plans to bring Christian revivals to stadiums. Read more: foxnews.com/media/kid-rock-d…
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I launched curve (@curvebond) 13 days ago in that 13 days: - $CURVE has hit 2m and 1m respectively and in the process burned 20% of the total supply - added support for @pumpfun, @raydium, and @MeteoraAG launches with 10 unique launch modes + hooks for meteora with 1000+ pair options across the 3 - added reward baskets to pair with multiple stocks on both pumpfun and meteora launches - paid almost $20,000 in holder rewards to 3500+ holders of curve launched tokens - now supports Robinhood chain with 5 unique launch modes, hooks, and the option to launch at 4k or 20k FDV I'm very proud of the first 2 weeks of curve and extremely excited to see what the future holds, I've learned a ton about rust, different blockchain mechanics on both Solana and now EVM chains and how to use them to make unique and fun new experimental modes for people to enjoy, and how to build a community around a product if you believe in the pad and like what's been delivered so far, I appreciate you and hope you stick around, if not I hope I can change your mind, but either way I have nothing but time to improve and I'm having fun doing so, I'm gonna continue to stay ahead of the curve and deliver as many quality updates as I can that I hope will make users happy your launch, your way, only on curve
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basically the gist of the pumpfun hate is that they shouldn't add custom pairs because stonk did something similar first? i'm sorry, did stonk not steal their entire premise from Robinhood launchpads? are we deadass? pumpfun is a multibillion dollar company generating a steady $1m+ a day in revenue, it is absolutely retarded to think that they're not gonna innovate and add any feature that users may want as well as features of their own this is a business, not a little league baseball game, if you can't compete that's not pumpfun's problem or anyone's for that matter, but to expect a company the size of pump to stop innovating or not add a feature because a $150m month old launchpad did something similar that they stole from Robinhood is absolutely braindead
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jester retweeted
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soft as baby shit
man who rugged a token launched on pumpfun would like you to not trade pumpfun tokens
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man who rugged a token launched on pumpfun would like you to not trade pumpfun tokens
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unpopular opinion: @SBF_FTX did nothing wrong if the feds hadn't shut him down, they had all of their eggs in the right baskets to succeed both as a company and for their users the feds are the reason anyone lost money in the FTX debacle imo, if they hadn't stuck their nose where it didn't belong everything would've ended up just fine for both FTX and it's users
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deadass the goat
port blown out bc you gambled on base "memecoins"? next time, stick to the fundamentals: ✅retarded dev ✅cancellable meme ✅pump dot fun launch ❌NO socials ❌NO KOLs ❌NO CEX listings I only invest in organic, grassroots, grade A SHITCOINS on the SOLANO BLOCKCHAIN study following a process study having a thesis study winning BIG Retardio
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