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My funny husband on the Just Eat image hilarity: Probably the highlight was a jacket potato, for which the AI drew a winter jacket covered in baked potatoes. Others included 'Tiger Prawn' which appeared to have little tigers swimming in the bowl of food. digitalcameraworld.com/tech/…
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"One unsettling and hidden “sound” that is given credit for freaking out an audience is infrasound—a low-frequency sound that cannot be heard, but literally unsettles human beings down to our bones..." atlasobscura.com/articles/ho…
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Trump: “My uncle invented radar. Can you believe it?” (Fact check: false)
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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John Fleming retweeted
Trump: We put up those big television screens, those massive massive television screens. You know how I know they are massive? Because they cost one million each. We had to buy two of them. That's a lot. We had it in Iowa. Iowa was fantastic last night. How about me. I come home, get into the building, get into a gorgeous White House that's now fully renovated and beautiful again. So I got my guys and we took the good ones and put it on the bad one and we cleaned up everything and we skimmed the entire building. It's so beautiful. We replaced the floor. We replaced the Home Depot one by one. The little ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. You buy the marble. It's about a half an inch thick like this. We replaced it with statuary. The white and black. Beautiful. That was Rome. That was Greece
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John Fleming retweeted
Trump: We were in the midst of negotiating and a lot of stupid people said why aren’t you putting Russian sanctions— Collins: But you said you didn’t give anything for his release Trump: If I didn’t do that, you wouldn’t have him coming back. Collins: So you did give something. Trump: You don’t know anything. You’re fake news CNN. Collins: You’re saying you lifted the sanctions in exchange for his release? Trump: You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re a low IQ person. You’re a dummy.
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Replying to @ZelenskyyUa
Trump is unpopular in the US right now, but no one is less popular than Putin! 70% of Americans side with Ukraine. Zelenskyy is 37% more popular than Trump. Congressional elections are two weeks from today! Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
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