@thelifeofsof

actor. full of all kinds of silly lil bits and surprises !

 New York, NY
Joined January 2016
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in ten years no one will remember what you said. they will remember how hot you were
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damn they figured out a way to get all my ex’s together
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a man’s version of serving cunt is smoking a cigar in a wool trench coat
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being someone who likes to cook is so embarrassing. why do i have 12 pictures of roast beef on my phone
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if kendall roy had hinge
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the thing about being 22 is right before you turn 23 a little screw flies loose in your brain and all of a sudden every 35 year old guy is now the hottest man you’ve ever seen
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(i am turning 23 tomorrow)
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when opportunity presents itself don’t be afraid to go after it. a man just tried to hit on me with “i just wanted to say sorry about the supreme court”
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I need my next partner to be absolutely looney tunes for me. Like, heart exploding from chest, tongue rolling out into a carpet, bonking themselves on the head with a hammer when they see me until little birds circle them, etc etc
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good morning
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daintily holding my baggy jeans as i run down the stairs. like a little gen z cinderella
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having a white mom is so fun. on a call with my mom last night when suddenly she’s like sofia it’s happening again. every 10 years i have a terrible urge to cut a bob
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buccal fat is an accessory
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omg it got cold so suddenly <<< the farmers almanac has come to pass
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you ever see someone and you’re like oh you could’ve worked the hell out of the coal mines
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i think i’ve finally cracked the code on my type. riz ahmed, jeremy allen white, and jeremy strong are 3 of my celebrity crushes. i’m into dudes battling their inner demons on camera
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it’s not enough to post a picture and have people think I’m hot. they need to lose their minds. go clinically insane even
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being in your 20’s is all abt texting the girlies in broken sentences. like cavewoman
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