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San Antonio, TX
Joined June 2009
I miss E3 when these soulless corporations actually had to impress consumers to understand what they wanted instead of trend chasing
Rewatching the E3 Cyberpunk 2077 trailer and yeah this Keanu Reeves reveal will never not be the coolest thing in the entire world.
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how the french look trying to rip on america using the same 3 jokes we’ve been hearing & making for ages
Les étudiants états-uniens quand ils se rendent compte que aujourd’hui ils ont pas eu leurs school shooting quotidien
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The extent of the wit of French twitter against the U.S.
Americans thinking they can actually put up a fight against French twitter is hilarious Americans only have 2 jokes about france
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We don’t think of you. You had a massive protest for weeks and we put on football games as scheduled in your country. Come back to us when you got a joke that we aren’t completely numb to because we are completely dead inside.
Les états uniens et leur blague de merde Ils sont pire que les japonais
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Studio Trigger just wants to make a snuff film destroying two giant metaphors for modern Japanese society
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The fact we never got his spin off is criminal
Any time Dr. Orpheus shows up
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Any time Dr. Orpheus shows up
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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There’s a non-zero percent chance of this being a valid take because Johnny grew up an Aggie in College Station.
The real reason Johnny sliverhand hates the government and arasaka
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There’s nothing you can say that we don’t already think and/or are numb to.
après les japonais et les argentins… les états uniens c’est bientôt votre tour
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You using our current president as memes to shit post about soccer is honestly more infuriating than this, because more than half of us actively go out of our way not to hear his voice and BS.
L'américain quand tu prends ses 2 tours aux échecs
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France looking at their insult ammunition when they realize 9/11, Israel, obesity, school shootings, and the president are things Americans already joke about regularly
C’EST LE TOUR DES AMÉRICAINS !!!
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The man deserves some sort of honor for being able to have the career he had at that height.
The Charlotte Hornets on Feb. 11 are retiring the No. 1 jersey of Muggsy Bogues, the shortest player in NBA history at 5-foot-3. Bogues spent 10 of his 14 NBA seasons in Charlotte (1988-1998) and is the franchise leader in assists, steals and minutes.
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So Spurs fans are just intent on bro g absolutely fucking miserable this season huh? Can’t even enjoy a fun easy night.
Spurs leading by 96 points and no Tarris Reed
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It’s honestly remarkable how consistent Castle has been with his 38% 3pt% #porvida
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The funniest outcome possible is Arab parties become king makers because of high voter turnout and leftists who consistently say you can’t vote your way out of anything, not being able to say it anymore. Because they made Palestine their whole identity & it gets solved by voting
How Israeli elections so far seems to be going
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I dubbed King of the Hill, except everyone is Hank Oops! All Hanks!
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There is a reason countries at war negotiate treaties in a third party neutral country. Zelensky should say absolutely not to the invite.
BREAKING: Russian President Vladimir Putin has invited Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky to Moscow for direct negotiations, assuring him that all necessary conditions, including security arrangements, would be provided
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Doesn’t have any sauce when the average American zoomer talks like this
L'américain quand tu prends ses 2 tours aux échecs
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Megan The Stallion is Julian Champagine’s biggest fan right now. #porvida #GoSpursGo
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julian champagnie on a random october tuesday
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